Don't worry about losing the tip of your finger. They Can reattach it

So you thought it would be a good idea to pick up the running lawnmower to trim up the hedges. As you got about 2/3'rds done, bam! You lose part of your finger. Don't you worry, they'll be able to put it back on. Then it's back to your stupid yard maintenance ways.

  • killkenny May 31, 2010

    Next week he's going back for an addadicktomy.

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  • ninersfan2010 May 31, 2010

    im not going to point the blame!

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  • mexican_pride May 31, 2010

    i use super glue for everything that brakes

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  • thoward May 31, 2010

    I bet he don't stick his figer where it don't belong again

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  • atmydismay May 31, 2010

    see its not polite to point after all, and WTF thirster?!

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  • thoward May 31, 2010

    See what happens when you stick your finger in the barrel of a gun.

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  • thoward May 31, 2010

    see what happens when you stick your finger in a two dollor whore.

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  • 2indastink May 31, 2010

    love so much but man who sings is a bit strange looking

    i sed to all ma m8s she wont make a monkey out of me but wen she kissed me it felt like a hedbutt wen she kissed me it felt like a hedbutt wen she kissed me it felt like a hedbutt but wen she kissed me it felt like a hedbutt!

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  • yeayeayea May 31, 2010

    Guess he stuck that finger inside mexican's ass

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  • willylickaball May 31, 2010

    Looks like the Dr. had it all fingered out before he started surgery

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  • buttdarts May 31, 2010

    Apple juice??

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  • slipkid May 31, 2010

    Fingerbang?

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  • boredshitless May 31, 2010

    now that's finger fucked

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  • yomigs May 31, 2010

    told him not to put his finger inside the pistole barrel

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  • rodeye2 May 31, 2010

    @2indastink,I think your records broke.

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  • rodeye2 May 31, 2010

    The doc should of circumcised it.

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  • zahnfee May 31, 2010

    he was trying to fill the BP hole in the gulf with that finger ;)

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  • ohwickedwendi June 2, 2010

    Stink-finger has been cured.

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