Sexual Service Value Menu

For the low rate of .50 cents you can finger fuck with the juice! There is quite a lot to choose from on this Sexual Service Value Menu and I honestly don't know where I would start. I guess I should ask exactly where this place is so I can start heading there after work.

35 Comments
  • mexican_pride June 2, 2010

    to much, to read. idk how

    -13
  • format187 June 2, 2010

    I'll take the Pinkey's Special

    +6
  • rockinron June 2, 2010

    ow much is aover the shoulder boulder holder with tongue?

    -2
  • addictedtothc June 2, 2010

    I wonder if they accept Food Stamps?

    +5
  • dozer67 June 2, 2010

    I'll take the whole menu..

    +0
  • thoward June 2, 2010

    where do I go to get seviced.

    +0
  • atmydismay June 2, 2010

    Wow, Mcdonalds menu sure has changed!!

    +1
  • gasguy June 2, 2010

    pinkeys special sounds good right now

    +0
  • buttdarts June 2, 2010

    Can I get that supersized???

    -9
  • slipkid June 2, 2010

    ^^ What? A cock?

    +11
  • hymenblaster June 2, 2010

    with those prices you might end up with one of those "would you hit it" beasts.

    +0
  • willylickaball June 2, 2010

    Asshole fucking for men over 45...$1.00. Are you kidding me? Mexican pride only charges .50cents and he'll tickle your balls with a goose feather for .10cents extra.

    +9
  • thunderbutt June 2, 2010

    got a lay away plan?

    +2
  • willylickaball June 2, 2010

    ^^Well yes, I think he does.

    +3
  • creek June 2, 2010

    Another one of mom's garage sales

    +0
  • iluvkitty June 2, 2010

    is this place B.Y.O.B????

    +1
  • mass June 2, 2010

    ummm ill take a # 4 .... nothin to drink and ill take a extra dog bob

    -2
  • rae-leigh June 2, 2010

    good job mex pride, your finally being honest

    +4
  • killkenny June 2, 2010

    How much for Miss Kitty while Marshal Dillon tongues my ass?

    +7
  • slipdry June 2, 2010

    for prices that low they must all have aids

    +0
  • thundermug June 2, 2010

    They missed the Obama special...screwing you while blowing smoke up your ass for all your dough!

    +13
  • bewareofsalvy June 2, 2010

    ahaha a feather??

    +0
  • sleeko June 2, 2010

    "start heading there, after work".... So you think'n about get'n a job, Jay?

    +1
  • yeayeayea June 2, 2010

    All that reading makes everyone go comatose.

    -1
  • ouch June 2, 2010

    I took this off my mums bedroom door.... AGAIN!

    -2
  • leadfoot June 2, 2010

    Gee , I don't know . The Pinkey's Special sounds good , but it is rather pricey ..... I guess I'll stick with the " common old fashioned fuck " .

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 June 2, 2010

    How much to get shit on?

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 2, 2010

    That's a hell of allot cheaper than what my wife charges.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 2, 2010

    Can they substitute the quill for the stones?

    +0
  • kollak June 2, 2010

    This is McDonalds new menu!!! I wanna number 2 supersized please.

    -1
  • cellule June 3, 2010

    Now with the internet, the prices are in megabytes.

    +0
  • dumb_spooks June 3, 2010

    Why do the French people always have a finger up there ass? No wonder they surrender all the time.

    +2
  • crysee June 3, 2010

    Anyone know what this ACTUALLY from? Obviously old, but interesting all the same.

    -1
  • el_polio_loco June 3, 2010

    2indastink opened a spa/restaurant?

    +0
  • fuck_thoward June 8, 2010

    jay and tims side job

    +0
 
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