Beached Whale

Looky what washed ashore last night. It looks like we have a beached whale on our hands. But wait! That whale looks like it has tits. What in the hell is going on here. Call the authorities so we can investigate this naked whale with boobies.

58 Comments
  • mexican_pride June 20, 2010

    is that the real ariel

    +0
  • aryan-rule June 20, 2010

    that there is instant hard-on material for nig nogs........

    -6
  • kidbocker June 20, 2010

    again where the fuckin would u hit banner!? cuz i would

    +5
  • yomigs June 20, 2010

    the lil mermaid ant so lil no more!

    -3
  • oldunclejohn June 20, 2010

    upendejo would hit it.

    -4
  • damiancorpus June 20, 2010

    yuck.

    -3
  • willylickaball June 20, 2010

    There's a frog on a log in a hole in the botton of the sea

    +1
  • shit4brains June 20, 2010

    It's Mr Staypuff's wife from the ghostbusters

    -3
  • enjoythat88 June 20, 2010

    this is one animal BP can make extinct

    -2
  • slipkid June 20, 2010

    That log is the only wood she'll ever get.

    -2
  • boredshitless June 20, 2010

    ha! she could be the rare hairless cow!

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi June 20, 2010

    Hey...I think I fed her at Sea World once.

    -3
  • gurtman23 June 20, 2010

    its Ginger and fat, just kill it.

    -2
  • peach_eater June 20, 2010

    Nigger love!!!

    -4
  • zombie June 20, 2010

    Caption Ahab finally got Moby-Dick

    -4
  • shitheadbcfc June 20, 2010

    Your momma's so fat!!!....

    -3
  • dominican_ak47 June 20, 2010

    Free willy 4 ?

    -3
  • kornqueen June 20, 2010

    She looks soft and beautiful. I would hit it!!

    +6
  • fukyallbitches June 20, 2010

    That's one repulsive ass cracka.

    -5
  • bayrat June 20, 2010

    Under the sea is where she should be.

    -3
  • killkenny June 20, 2010

    Tell me again. Why are we supposed to save these?

    +0
  • gurtman23 June 20, 2010

    the only thing worse than being a fat ginger is being a nigger

    +0
  • lilfatty June 20, 2010

    someone call the whale wars show they forgot to save shamu

    -3
  • wargod June 20, 2010

    even greenpeace wont try to save this whale

    -1
  • pistengyawaka June 20, 2010

    i thought its a killer shark

    +0
  • sirfartsalot June 20, 2010

    Big girls need love too! Bring it on!

    +5
  • wtf_is_goin_on June 20, 2010

    this is what happens when u go outside after a tornado had ripped through a trailer park

    +1
  • cherokee1773 June 20, 2010

    not everyone is skinny! i think it is an awsome photo!

    +5
  • ezileeoffended June 20, 2010

    finally .......... something big enough to stop that damn oil leak

    +1
  • ftwbiker June 21, 2010

    Call me crazy but I'd tap that shit in a heartbeat.. I Loves Me Some Chunky Gals!

    +3
  • wtf_is_goin_on June 21, 2010

    ^rednecks

    +2
  • rareranking June 21, 2010

    Sorry but thats to damn big for me but i would nut on her tits

    -1
  • rodeye2 June 21, 2010

    Look at the size of that log she crapped out.

    +0
  • gtacasanova June 21, 2010

    blow her fucking head off before she wakes up

    -5
  • boobles June 21, 2010

    Hey!!! Who managed to get a hold of my vacation snaps??? :P

    +4
  • buttdarts June 21, 2010

    Had worse.

    -3
  • cellule June 21, 2010

    Beware of the coast-guards with this shitload of crack!

    -5
  • juggalo_4lyf June 21, 2010

    Not even going to lie, I'd hit.

    +4
  • juggalo_4lyf June 21, 2010

    >I'd hit.

    >I'd hit IT.

    fix'd

    +2
  • therealtruth June 21, 2010

    Outtakes of "Free Willy XI"

    -4
  • hillbillyfreak June 21, 2010

    REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES THEY DONT LOOK LIKE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS LOVE ME SOME CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN

    +4
  • sycochiki June 21, 2010

    Please god push her back out before the fucking hippies all come in to save her.

    -3
  • colombiano June 21, 2010

    BALLENA EN ESPAÑOL

    -4
  • sleeko June 21, 2010

    Nice log..

    -2
  • crazyshitfan June 21, 2010

    i'd tongue fuck her first then hit it

    +2
  • ftwbiker June 21, 2010

    Boobles... Since you won't send them to me I have to follow you around... But next time bend over a little more.

    +1
  • derrickbird79 June 21, 2010

    Red on the head like a dick on a dog

    -1
  • magnavox50 June 21, 2010

    Roll her back in!

    -1
  • ouch June 21, 2010

    Sorry Wranger

    +0
  • gtacasanova June 22, 2010

    ewwwww fucking white bitches they are like fuking shrimps all pink haha and fat and ugly..ewww

    -2
  • tom118 June 22, 2010

    Pretty insensitive comments. She has pretty hair, face, and skin. I wish I could have met her.

    Anyone know how the poor baby died?

    -1
  • killergerbil June 22, 2010

    omg i want

    +1
  • sikko June 22, 2010

    New York police have found away to attract black gang bangers to one spot for arrest.

    +2
  • misfit_88 June 23, 2010

    not a bad sort there....

    +0
  • tarzan483 June 23, 2010

    check for warm pussy, then insert cock,she might be alive, or at least you got your blue wings,,,tarzan

    +0
  • dieselak June 24, 2010

    timber

    +0
  • rannaree18 June 30, 2010

    I bet half ya dumb motherfuckers are some old fat ass perves who cant get no pussy and jack off to pictures like these

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 19, 2010

    @tom, she's sunbathing.

    +0
 
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