Pet Wifey

Usually when you think of pets, you picture a cat or a dog. For this fella, his pet just happens to be his wifey. This chick measures in at a whopping 2 feet 7 inches. In the picture above if you can't read the small print, it says that she is also pregnant. I've seen some odd couples in my days but this right here takes the cake. I wonder how fast he spun her when they were making the baby, I bet he could get his pet wifey spin around quite quickly.

52 Comments
  • atmydismay June 28, 2010

    Jeremys a perv, he just wants to be with little girls

    +5
  • killkenny June 28, 2010

    Pet-ophile?

    +26
  • dirtysanchez69 June 28, 2010

    I wonder if she is gonna give birth to a baby or hatch an egg

    +2
  • wardo56 June 28, 2010

    I want one!!!!

    +0
  • vikingshill June 28, 2010

    The kids not his, everyone knows Lamb of God fans are fags.

    +1
  • boredshitless June 28, 2010

    either way thats gonna be one fucked up kid!

    +0
  • xsurfgonewildx June 28, 2010

    pretty sure there is a law about having baby seals as pets/ sex partners.

    +2
  • mass June 28, 2010

    WOW his friend really did get him a little something for his birthday

    -2
  • mass June 28, 2010

    overcompensating ??

    -1
  • wuda_fuc86 June 28, 2010

    How the hell does she make a sammich?

    +7
  • 2indastink June 28, 2010

    Minge flaps in the fucking head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    -2
  • jimintn June 28, 2010

    Pocket pussy

    +7
  • cellule June 28, 2010

    If they have a baby girl I bet 5$ they'll name her Peta...

    -7
  • willylickaball June 28, 2010

    That's the best sex he ever had without having to change a diaper

    -1
  • gurtman23 June 28, 2010

    i want to dropkick her like a football, is that wrong?

    +3
  • boppalilbit June 28, 2010

    The first date had to be awkward when they had to stop at Kmart to buy a car seat

    +3
  • dominican_ak47 June 28, 2010

    What kind of pokemon is this one?

    +4
  • hymenblaster June 28, 2010

    She can play pocket pool for you.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi June 28, 2010

    Apparently, opposites DO attract.

    +1
  • gurtman23 June 28, 2010

    thats what an Ewok would look like if you shaved it.

    +0
  • in_ur_skin June 28, 2010

    i'd hit it.

    -2
  • shortkow June 28, 2010

    not all LOG fans are quite this fucked up, but we're prty damn close!

    -1
  • slipdry June 28, 2010

    the art of banging a child without actually banging a child

    +0
  • darthscrib June 28, 2010

    he's 6'4", I'm 5'6" so at least she could blow me standing without a stool!

    +0
  • darthscrib June 28, 2010

    and when i say stool i'm not talking about japanese porn!

    -1
  • queen_shagga June 28, 2010

    She looks so unhappy :(

    By the way, how can she be pregnant?!?! The belly is bigger than her!! Scary shit

    +1
  • yomigs June 28, 2010

    i guess everyone needs love even if u look like your half sea creature

    +2
  • ouch June 28, 2010

    I'd Hit it..she would make my dick look HUGE!

    -1
  • dumb_spooks June 28, 2010

    Her mom was a Mermaid, look at the Flippers she has for legs.

    +2
  • d82ndabn June 28, 2010

    If she's spanish, her name would be Cuntsawaylo.

    -1
  • wargod June 28, 2010

    do they have sex to circus music?

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 28, 2010

    He tried crossing himself with a monkey first but it was unsuccessful.

    +0
  • enjoythat88 June 28, 2010

    if he fucks her does his dick go in and out of her mouth? would that count as a blowjob too? and is his nickname Jeremy the impaler?

    +0
  • jaden June 29, 2010

    you guys they featured on TLC and it shouldn't matter what her size is, if he's happy shut up! none of you guys are sleeping with her and no i'm not a little person i'm 5'6. it just goes to show that there is some one for every one.i mean how would you guys feel if ur girls got on here talking bout how little ur dicks were? let's face it, not all y'all is hanging n size doesn't matter!!!

    -9
  • captjim June 29, 2010

    @Darthscrib... and you're 5'6" ? And you could blow him without standing on a stool...lol

    +3
  • h4rdcor3 June 29, 2010

    ^^^^ jayden = insecure peadophile with a small penis?! Im just guessing

    +5
  • cursez June 29, 2010

    Human rogue having a gnome mage as a pet?

    -2
  • darthscrib June 29, 2010

    captjim: not funny, but not bad! jaden: TLC also had a special about bleeding heart liberal shit-lickin' douches like you. it was called "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

    +0
  • jaden June 29, 2010

    @ h4rdcor3 i'm a woman dumb shit!! i believe the insecure pedophile with a small penis ur looking for is darthscrib, after all *crib* is in his name.

    -1
  • boobles June 30, 2010

    Weebles wobble but they don't fall down...

    +1
  • evlwhtdude June 30, 2010

    WEEBLE WOBBLE ON MY SHAFT YOU PYGMY BITCH. OOOOHHHH COOOUURS LIGHT!!!

    +0
  • jonasje June 30, 2010

    @Jaden, please shut up. we arent here to see happy couples & rainbows & teddybears hugging. we are here to see shit that makes us say: OMG what the fuck is that? or things that make us laugh, like this.

    if you cant see the humor in this, they better should remove you from the site cause you dont belong here in my oppinion.

    & about the picture; lol @ the bra and look at those sexy legs!

    +2
  • derrickbird79 June 30, 2010

    Forget about getting on her knees she has to stand on a stool.

    -1
  • jaden June 30, 2010

    @jonasje, did i fucking say that i was here for rainbows and teddybears??? no asswipe, i didn't. yes it did make me laugh an OMG lord forbid i should speak my mutha fucking mind!!! oh it's ok for u dumb fucks but not me, holy shit!!! let's every one spaz the fuck out about a positive comment! so here's one: look at the that!!! wtf! is she human , is it possible that she didn't die when he stuck it in?!

    +1
  • darthscrib June 30, 2010

    @jaden, you must be lookin for teddy bears cuz 'den' is in your name! hahaha! wait... that's not funny!?! It's ok to speak your mind, just keep it negative please, we're all here to make fun of people even more unfortunate than we are! That's why we pick on mexican pride and niggers! Thank you! I'm sure you're sexy, try writing CS on your titties some time and send in a pic!

    +1
  • rannaree18 June 30, 2010

    For those of you who wanna talk shit about her you should see her now....myspace/shortsexyquadchick

    -1
  • smile_xxi June 30, 2010

    Maybe the looney toons were right and you can actually turn into an accordion if a piano falls over your head

    +2
  • psychoscumphuc July 3, 2010

    sick fuck fuck

    +1
  • dozer67 July 3, 2010

    LOL at @darthscrib,jaden and jonasje a newbee girl fight...ha ha ha ha ha

    +1
  • hater-monkey May 10, 2011

    Oh my fucking god please tell me that is some 5 year old playing with photo shop who made this

    +0
  • cthulu September 13, 2011

    I can see liking shortie hot girls, but this is taking it waaaay to far

    +1
  • mkultra September 14, 2011

    yea lamb of god

    +0
 
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