Stop Sexual Harassment, Buy A Cornbrator! (repost)

Evidently if you want a No Sexual Harassment environment all you need to do is buy the Cornbrator. The Cornbrator will work it's magic corn powers and make sexual harassment non-existent. Whoever thought of corn and then masturbating must be one disturbed individual.

36 Comments
  • killkenny July 1, 2010

    Whaddya do? Stick it up yer ass???

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  • kidbocker July 1, 2010

    thatz the imma rape u bear in the bottom right corner

    -4
  • format187 July 1, 2010

    I got my "Hyper Wank Device" right here at the end of my left arm

    +6
  • wuda_fuc86 July 1, 2010

    Koooooorn???

    +0
  • gayr0b July 1, 2010

    mine is a cucumber

    -6
  • graveyard July 1, 2010

    WRYYYYYYYYY?

    +0
  • yeayeayea July 1, 2010

    Mexican pride would require like a dozen to barely feel something up his battered ass.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot July 1, 2010

    Yes it clearly goes in your corn hole Kenny!

    So who's calling sloppy seconds on Kennys cornhole vibrator?

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 July 1, 2010

    The farmers daughters grew up and marketed these...butter lube optional.

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  • thoward July 1, 2010

    why are there two guys on the package?

    +2
  • killkenny July 1, 2010

    ^^Sorry fartsalot. EXIT ONLY!^^

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  • boppalilbit July 1, 2010

    Kenny it has all the instructions clearly printed on the packaging! even a pic of you and 2inda

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  • gurtman23 July 1, 2010

    get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich

    -1
  • cellule July 1, 2010

    Hey it's Noahray's picture in the down-right corner!

    +0
  • 2indastink July 1, 2010

    Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to ME!!!!... thanks mom

    +5
  • 2indastink July 1, 2010

    ^^^^It's just what I've always wanted......thanks x x.

    +3
  • wuda_fuc86 July 1, 2010

    If it says Pedo Bear on the label you just know it's good...

    +1
  • hymenblaster July 1, 2010

    I guess someone did run naked backwards thru a cornfield. What an entrepreneur.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot July 1, 2010

    So if a woman wanted to stick her finger in your ass during a BJ. You wouldn't let her? Damn son your missin out.

    Stop being a homophobe and stick a cornhole vibrator in your ass!

    Theeeeere Greeat! LMFAO

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  • darthscrib July 1, 2010

    ^^^ you and gayr0b have so much to talk about!

    +1
  • yomigs July 1, 2010

    this is corny!

    -1
  • yomigs July 1, 2010

    ...and gay!

    +1
  • magnavox50 July 1, 2010

    @ killkenny apparently 2indastink knows!

    +1
  • onlywhitefolks July 1, 2010

    mmmm i love me some corn!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 1, 2010

    Someone's gonna get corn-holed.

    +2
  • trad July 1, 2010

    I am the great cornholeio! No tp for this bunghole!

    -1
  • rocky71 July 2, 2010

    We grow those in Iowa.

    +0
  • boredshitless July 2, 2010

    prison vibrator maybe?

    +0
  • enjoythat88 July 2, 2010

    what?

    +0
  • 101 July 2, 2010

    i prefer creamed corn cuz then I can swallow. :)

    +1
  • umi1985 July 3, 2010

    thats from a gay anime where a guy sleeps with every one he works with get to the top lol dont ask how i know

    +0
  • bayrat July 3, 2010

    Good eye THoward.

    +0
  • lawliet July 5, 2010

    just in case if your cock is to small...either that or they took "cornhole" to seriously

    +0
  • killtacular August 11, 2010

    Gentlemen! I give you...COOORRRRRRNNN!

    correction. That's the Pedo-bear.

    +0
  • onetime42 November 30, 2010

    Probably goes well with butter flavored lube?

    +0
  • sufferkate December 21, 2012

    Jesus christ I fucking hate all of the Asian countries. IF they can't speak or spell English then fucking don't. What the fuck is wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Cornbrator? These fucking morons can't even translate into English. Hyper Wank Device. I wish we would just drop A-bombs and just flatten Asia. Fuckin chinks

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