The World's Smallest Dick

There is no way this is real. BUT, and i stress the but part, if it is, then wow, that fucking sucks big time. I mean, that thing is fucking tiny. Not only is it tiny, but it's thin and tiny. It's like a mini dick. Poor guy, I'm sure he jerks off with two fingers. Bonus for the dude's face, "hey, look at my big dick..."

57 Comments
  • format187 July 8, 2010

    Well..... I feel huge today

    +5
  • killkenny July 8, 2010

    Quick, call Guiness. Or Ripley's. Or just kill yourself.

    +7
  • fatsacks July 8, 2010

    He looks really proud to have it hard for the picture.

    +6
  • boppalilbit July 8, 2010

    He tells the ladies "BUT look at the size of its shadow"

    +10
  • 2indastink July 8, 2010

    shy peter.

    -3
  • wuda_fuc86 July 8, 2010

    On the upside he can prolly buy one pocket pussy and cut it into six...

    +0
  • buttdarts July 8, 2010

    I'm feeling full of self esteem today. Thanks dude.

    +3
  • vikingshill July 8, 2010

    My name is Bond, James Bond.

    +4
  • yeayeayea July 8, 2010

    Just put an end to your sorry ass life and be done with it Mr. micro dick.

    -4
  • ohwickedwendi July 8, 2010

    Thanks for the laugh, pal.

    +3
  • kidbocker July 8, 2010

    itz either a small dick or a big clit

    +2
  • 2indastink July 8, 2010

    Jay, looks like you've lost weight and your dicks grown.

    +11
  • willylickaball July 8, 2010

    ^^He's just sucking his gut in.

    +4
  • madman316 July 8, 2010

    cellule?

    +4
  • trinitycruz July 8, 2010

    Wow poor guy!

    -1
  • lordsho July 8, 2010

    I take back every bad thing i've ever said about white people... now i just feel sorry for you!

    -6
  • tonedogg July 8, 2010

    I bet he drives a ferrari..

    +12
  • sikko July 8, 2010

    He's hung like a stud chimpmunk.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 July 8, 2010

    ^^^ he couldn't even satisfy a chipmunk

    +0
  • sleeko July 8, 2010

    He's just braggin..

    +0
  • hymenblaster July 8, 2010

    His justification for being a pedophile.

    +0
  • ftwbiker July 8, 2010

    I'm hung like a horse compared to him... Thanks Buddy!

    +0
  • shw July 8, 2010

    Hey trinitycruz, if that's your picture please send in a picture of your boobies.

    +2
  • wulberdee July 8, 2010

    MY 8 YEAR OLD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN HIM

    -6
  • trinitycruz July 8, 2010

    yes that's my pic & I'll think about it!

    +7
  • yomigs July 8, 2010

    LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!

    +0
  • yomigs July 8, 2010

    ..his dick stoped growing when he was 1 yrs old!!

    +1
  • naughtynurse July 8, 2010

    Hey i know his brother!

    +1
  • wardo56 July 8, 2010

    poor bastatd

    +0
  • wickedwithin July 8, 2010

    got his phone number???? he'd be great for anal!!

    +1
  • crusader July 8, 2010

    Pinocchio?

    -1
  • crusader July 8, 2010

    maybe dick-nocchio??

    -2
  • mass July 8, 2010

    haaaaaaaaa !

    +0
  • dapluma July 8, 2010

    I feel for this dude, but for the first time, I'm feeling like the big man on campus! Hey, it's not the size of the boat...

    +0
  • ezileeoffended July 8, 2010

    Thats Ron Jeremy before he started using the "Pump-o-Matic" 1900 ....

    +0
  • leadfoot July 8, 2010

    Yeah Baby , I am THE FUCKING MAN !!!

    +0
  • whitepride1488 July 8, 2010

    WHOA! Life would suck...., Imagine the first time a girl put her hand down your pants!!!!! I mean I highly doubt a second time would occur but still.

    +0
  • slipdry July 8, 2010

    i want this guy to be next to me when i decide to whip out my dick in front of the ladies

    +1
  • cellule July 9, 2010

    With few hydrolic notions, I calculated he should stand at least 10 feet away to piss into the bowl.

    -1
  • rodeye2 July 9, 2010

    So this is who's been fucking the cats in the neighborhood.

    +0
  • boofano July 9, 2010

    no fucking way

    +0
  • tru2dgame July 9, 2010

    MIRACLE CURE. All the sudden, I no longer have any more problems!

    +0
  • jasonjetski July 9, 2010

    If he trims the bush away,It will look bigger.

    Never mind...........He has already tried that trick.

    +1
  • psychoscumphuc July 9, 2010

    And he showed his face.

    +2
  • genesis71 July 9, 2010

    Whew! I didn't come in first place!

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 9, 2010

    that poor,poor,poor son of a bitch

    +0
  • cs4u July 9, 2010

    Beats me. Mine's a slim jim size.

    +0
  • bayrat July 9, 2010

    Boy Thoward your one guttsy guy.

    +0
  • boredshitless July 10, 2010

    i see shit on his dick in the near future

    +0
  • rockinron July 10, 2010

    i hate it when someone has a bigger dick then m!! i bet no girl has ever gaged on that needle threader!!

    +0
  • kub July 10, 2010

    not sure ball sack or lips

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 10, 2010

    He owns the biggest pick-up truck in the world.

    +2
  • madamebovary August 10, 2010

    His thumb’s thicker than his cock, if I was him I’d jump off the bridge right away!

    +0
  • bigsmellydick February 13, 2011

    poor girl...

    +0
  • krazyk March 19, 2011

    There's nothing else he can do but be proud of it.

    +0
  • shannonscruel October 8, 2016

    Hope you enjoy PatYoung, Concord, California Everyone can put the name PAT YOUNG TO THE FACE NOW. SMILES

    +1
  • shannonscruel October 8, 2016

    GOOGLE PAT YOUNG THAT THING IS REAL. LOL

    +1
 
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