Poor Guy Got Beheaded By a Helicopter

I wonder if this was a freak accident, or neglect? Like did the helicopter buck when touching down, and just chopped the dude's head off? I'm taking this as a lesson learned, I will never get near a helicopter.

42 Comments
  • addictedtothc July 11, 2010

    Why do you think they call them Choppers?

    +7
  • motatwo July 11, 2010

    it blow his brain out!!!

    -4
  • kabri2 July 11, 2010

    "GOllY"! Gomer Pyle's last days.

    -4
  • blakfox July 11, 2010

    Cant lose your head around those things

    -1
  • davez123 July 11, 2010

    This mishap occured when the Detachment Chief (victim) was standing underneath the tip path of the front of the helicopter as is spun on deck. The all Navy H-60 varients tip path dips pretty low at the 12 o'clock position. The H-60B, pictured, dips excessively low, up to 4 ft. above the deck. Under normal conditions it sits above 6 ft. but when the mishap occured the aircraft experienced an AFCS(automatic flight control system) malfunction causing the blades to dip and unfortunately he was standing to close.

    +4
  • killkenny July 11, 2010

    Call in the zombie squad & clean that shit up.

    +1
  • Jay D. July 11, 2010

    Thanks Dave for clearing that up. That sucks.

    +0
  • in_ur_skin July 11, 2010

    he's never gonna get a head up in the Navy by just laying around.

    -1
  • elmo July 11, 2010

    YOU GOTTA BE AWARE ALL OF THE TIME...

    -1
  • sirfartsalot July 11, 2010

    That's using your head!

    -1
  • 2indastink July 11, 2010

    why don't helicopters have ejector seats ?.......

    -9
  • yomigs July 11, 2010

    the navy should have a hieght limit..anybody above 6'5" is not qualified to sign up!

    -1
  • graveyard July 11, 2010

    So much for the safety helmet!

    -1
  • rockinron July 11, 2010

    wow i wonder how much money his parents got from his life insuance!!

    -2
  • bulldognuts July 11, 2010

    I think I've changed my mind about wanting a helicopter.

    -1
  • buttdarts July 11, 2010

    way to "git ya head whacked"

    +0
  • okwhopooped July 11, 2010

    Hi, this is Vince with the SLAP CHOP! Your gonna be slappin your troubles away... with the new mega chopper!!! Don't have a boring salad, don't have a boring life!

    +5
  • h4rdcor3 July 11, 2010

    GET TO THE CH..... SPLAT!!!

    +0
  • turkeysandwich July 11, 2010

    he used to pick on short people in high school...

    -1
  • dwidoderally July 11, 2010

    Pfffffffffffff /// Common' Jay , this shit is fu[][]ing old , ive seen it 7 years ago .

    -5
  • darthscrib July 11, 2010

    ^^^ hey fuck head! This is crazySHIT dot com! It's ok the fuckin swear!

    +2
  • boppalilbit July 11, 2010

    I dont think their going to get him for that bank robbery thats a pretty good disguise

    -1
  • dumb_spooks July 11, 2010

    Mission Accomplished!!!

    -1
  • invisus July 11, 2010

    Got his cap peeled.

    -1
  • theaussie July 11, 2010

    Navy recruitment photos.

    -1
  • gasguy July 11, 2010

    helmet didn't do any good

    -1
  • yeayeayea July 11, 2010

    He asked to just take a little off the top.

    +1
  • viol8or10 July 12, 2010

    Next time you'll stretch your legs further away from the blades.

    -1
  • ftwbiker July 12, 2010

    Nice fucking stash!

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 12, 2010

    Dam,now that's a navy crew cut,poor guy.

    +0
  • hellsyea July 12, 2010

    thats what happens when u stick your head out the widow lol

    +0
  • misfit_88 July 12, 2010

    Seems like dave knows all about this... why???

    +0
  • dwidoderally July 12, 2010

    @darthscrib / go fuck your moma

    +1
  • wargod July 12, 2010

    Obama needs to spend some time on this flight deck

    +0
  • whites_r_fat July 12, 2010

    dumb cracker thinking their invincible

    -1
  • wulberdee July 12, 2010

    NOT A NICE PIC AFTER YOUVE JUST EATEN

    +0
  • ghosthunter July 12, 2010

    This was on Boners years ago.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 12, 2010

    The one case where the helmet didn't work.

    +0
  • davejavu August 17, 2010

    I remember seeing this years ago on SteakandCheese.....when it was free and didn't suck. Well at least we don't need to sit and wonder what would happen if we jumped into helicopter blades.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 19, 2010

    I think he's learned from his mistake, but that's a bit harsh raffling off the bits. Maybe he won the last raffle and jumped for joy.

    +0
  • zer0daher0 January 8, 2011

    Going home to mommy in a sausage bag.

    +0
  • netloveschris December 19, 2012

    That's what you get when everyone says you should hire mentally disabled folks...Someone who doesn't know how to direct a heli to land properly....and stands too close cause its moving and cool to them. Love his brains, let's fry em up, and invite the neighbors!

    +0
 
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