This brilliant young man decided to stick his hand in a meat grinder. He quickly realized that meat grinders and human hands do not go so well together. I'd rush to the hospital to see if they can salvage that mangled hand.
Better get that left hand warmed up!
i feel bad for the guy if thats the same hand he bashes his own meat with
Not so handy now are ya?
Hitch hiking is going to be hard from now on
this is what happens when you jack off at ludicrous speed
Gimme fiv...... uh...... 3 1/2
I've got to hand it to him.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,.Left handed
Would it be too much to put hot mustard on it?
i honestly did not no what i was lookin at
HAPPY 4th !
This was after he got fired for sticking his dick in the pickle slicer
legalize incest NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my sister needs a good'ol FUCK.
jerkin off gunna be harder now
walk it off pussy!
hitchhiking is going to be a bitch
i got nothin. just pt some curad on it.
There goes the audition for Jersry Shore,man.You'll never be able to do the fist pump with your hand like that.
my worst fear, one you'll never get a hot chick when you have a fucked up hand like that and then worse yet you won't be able to whack it right ever again. it's like double death!
Meh--he's not gonna need that thumb anyway.
beat ur meat till the white meat shows!
It only takes a second to end up with some stupid nickname like Lefty,Stump or Nub.
he is a real meathead.
sweet hitch-hiker, won't you ride on my fast machine? (8)
"Well,I'm a hands on kind of guy,uh more like a stump but hey, I can out work any 12 year old girl".
Well I guess there will be a little something extra in the hamburger meat tonight.
i hope thats not his wiping hand
He's not gonna be giving a thumbs up with that hand anytime soon.
Hi Four bro, and one down low.
and thats why you shouldn't stick your thumb up a sharks ass