Do not, under any circumstances take a nap in front of a god damn bulldozer. This poor guy was so tired he decided to nap in the clay at a construction site. Well he will not be waking up from this one because he is now as flat as a pancake.
This was Schmevil Kenevil's last stunt.
Track Ho's are so fuckin fast, you really got to be careful when crossing the dirt road...........pffft
no guts no brains?..no shit splatterd out of his ass? fuck..put that shit in reverse and do it again!
The dude prolly didn't see it coming, .. fuck, you could blind fold a chink w/ dental floss
The rest of his body now matches his flat moon-face.
He was more impressed with the new track loader than everyone else, they only wanted to take a picture.
+1 for darts
Tom's always laying down on the job...
ill think twice next time i wanna take a nap on the job.
Hey look! They found Jimmy Hoffa!
th guy with the metal case is gonna harvst his wallet and jewelry. oh and maybe a couple organs! fucker must hav been deaf not to hear that loud ass beep beep beep that those things make when they move.
guy with metal box: "as coroner i must concur that he is not just mearly dead he's really and cincerial dad." follow the yellow bick back hoe!!
the zipper on his head dont work anymore
Get up and get back to work you lazy zip
Schomke and a pancake? well, he's halfway there
Better piss test him. I'll bet he's got "stupid" in his system.
Probably fixed his eyes.
Now thats an example of a good illegal alien
well its a start on building a new great wall...
Charlie Chang was looking for a crack ho
When none was found He laid on the ground
and ended up under a track hoe
anyone bring the syrup?
One way not to have to write that paycheck...
If we can just get the niggers and wetbacks to join him, we would have a nice road before long.
take that hippie
well he didnt come out as bad as the other guy who got ran over by one that was posted a while back...maybe its their new operating procedure to widen the eyes? orkay, you ray down in da dirt, den re rill run ova you wit da track an if you dont git skrished you get your eye rider!!
It's only a dink..
quick air him back up!
Hes fine, he was just turned inside out, flip him over and dust him off.
that reminds me ... i gotta get more toothpaste
"Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job"
good one dumb-spooks i loved blazing saddles!!!
he always said that he wanted a flat-top haircut...
These bastards will probably send his family the bill for diesel used.
a fat chinese is a CHUNK, a flat chinese is a FUNK
How stupid can you be to get run over by a backhoe fuck just step to the side and your safe dumbass.
You guys no worry, me tink hee dead & safe to touch now.,.,.,.,
don't worry there's a billion more where he came from
awesome, he buried himself!
They sent in their best detectives, but they just couldn't figure out how the guy died.
It's funny that all of these equipment accidents are in other countries than the US. I think we are just smart enough not to show it off.
YOU GET PAID A FLAT RATE AND NO MORE.
This is a farmer, he resisted the demolition, Yet this....
Can you go over it again, I believe that is a flat lie