Flat As A Pancake

Do not, under any circumstances take a nap in front of a god damn bulldozer. This poor guy was so tired he decided to nap in the clay at a construction site. Well he will not be waking up from this one because he is now as flat as a pancake.

46 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 July 30, 2010

    This was Schmevil Kenevil's last stunt.

    +0
  • format187 July 30, 2010

    Track Ho's are so fuckin fast, you really got to be careful when crossing the dirt road...........pffft

    +1
  • yomigs July 30, 2010

    no guts no brains?..no shit splatterd out of his ass? fuck..put that shit in reverse and do it again!

    +2
  • format187 July 30, 2010

    The dude prolly didn't see it coming, .. fuck, you could blind fold a chink w/ dental floss

    +2
  • vikingshill July 30, 2010

    The rest of his body now matches his flat moon-face.

    +2
  • willylickaball July 30, 2010

    He was more impressed with the new track loader than everyone else, they only wanted to take a picture.

    +0
  • buttdarts July 30, 2010

    rook out..

    +4
  • format187 July 30, 2010

    +1 for darts

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi July 30, 2010

    Tom's always laying down on the job...

    +0
  • xenno July 30, 2010

    ill think twice next time i wanna take a nap on the job.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot July 30, 2010

    Hey look! They found Jimmy Hoffa!

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  • rockinron July 30, 2010

    th guy with the metal case is gonna harvst his wallet and jewelry. oh and maybe a couple organs! fucker must hav been deaf not to hear that loud ass beep beep beep that those things make when they move.

    -3
  • rockinron July 30, 2010

    guy with metal box: "as coroner i must concur that he is not just mearly dead he's really and cincerial dad." follow the yellow bick back hoe!!

    +0
  • boredshitless July 30, 2010

    the zipper on his head dont work anymore

    +1
  • wargod July 30, 2010

    Get up and get back to work you lazy zip

    +1
  • wargod July 30, 2010

    Schomke and a pancake? well, he's halfway there

    +2
  • killkenny July 30, 2010

    Better piss test him. I'll bet he's got "stupid" in his system.

    +0
  • rocky71 July 30, 2010

    Probably fixed his eyes.

    +2
  • detroitleanin July 30, 2010

    Now thats an example of a good illegal alien

    +2
  • truckinkitty July 30, 2010

    well its a start on building a new great wall...

    +0
  • shit4brains July 30, 2010

    Charlie Chang was looking for a crack ho

    When none was found He laid on the ground

    and ended up under a track hoe

    +0
  • xsurfgonewildx July 30, 2010

    anyone bring the syrup?

    +0
  • invisus July 30, 2010

    One way not to have to write that paycheck...

    +0
  • ftwbiker July 30, 2010

    If we can just get the niggers and wetbacks to join him, we would have a nice road before long.

    +1
  • zombiefreeak21 July 30, 2010

    take that hippie

    -1
  • dert666 July 30, 2010

    well he didnt come out as bad as the other guy who got ran over by one that was posted a while back...maybe its their new operating procedure to widen the eyes? orkay, you ray down in da dirt, den re rill run ova you wit da track an if you dont git skrished you get your eye rider!!

    +0
  • honkie365 July 30, 2010

    It's only a dink..

    +1
  • moldedguppy July 30, 2010

    quick air him back up!

    +1
  • atmydismay July 30, 2010

    Hes fine, he was just turned inside out, flip him over and dust him off.

    +0
  • mass July 30, 2010

    that reminds me ... i gotta get more toothpaste

    +1
  • dumb_spooks July 30, 2010

    "Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job"

    +2
  • linchusenxiao July 30, 2010

    这下肯定是死&# 30340;透透的了

    +0
  • rockinron July 30, 2010

    good one dumb-spooks i loved blazing saddles!!!

    +1
  • turkeysandwich July 31, 2010

    he always said that he wanted a flat-top haircut...

    +0
  • rareranking July 31, 2010

    OPPS!

    -1
  • carinya July 31, 2010

    These bastards will probably send his family the bill for diesel used.

    +0
  • jaden July 31, 2010

    a fat chinese is a CHUNK, a flat chinese is a FUNK

    +0
  • bite-me71 July 31, 2010

    How stupid can you be to get run over by a backhoe fuck just step to the side and your safe dumbass.

    +0
  • bucknuts July 31, 2010

    You guys no worry, me tink hee dead & safe to touch now.,.,.,.,

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 31, 2010

    don't worry there's a billion more where he came from

    +1
  • ninersfan2010 July 31, 2010

    awesome, he buried himself!

    +0
  • x__deadpool__x August 1, 2010

    flat ass

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth August 1, 2010

    They sent in their best detectives, but they just couldn't figure out how the guy died.

    +0
  • quesoman August 1, 2010

    It's funny that all of these equipment accidents are in other countries than the US. I think we are just smart enough not to show it off.

    +0
  • wulberdee August 2, 2010

    YOU GET PAID A FLAT RATE AND NO MORE.

    +0
  • bbmm August 3, 2010

    This is a farmer, he resisted the demolition, Yet this....

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    +1
 
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