Pocket Pussy Debacle

You finally got up the courage to order one of those pocket pussies you have been hearing about. Nervously tracking your order on the internet, you see that it has been delivered already. You missed the mailman and now your pocket pussy is in the hands of your mother. I can't imagine how this kid felt when he walked down stairs and found his pocket pussy package opened, with a little note from mommy. I guess the only good thing that came of this is that she knows your not gay. If it had been a giant black dildo then there would have been cause for concern.

29 Comments
  • h4rdcor3 August 3, 2010

    And now everytime he fucks it he will be thinking of his mom... just like mexican pride does

    +8
  • buttdarts August 3, 2010

    I hate it when Mom opens up my stuff!!! Bitch!!

    +6
  • mexican_pride August 3, 2010

    i use the cucumber better. it feels gooooood try it

    -7
  • aryan-rule August 3, 2010

    ^never knew your brother was called cucumber.....

    +10
  • vikingshill August 3, 2010

    P.S. Been thinking of you lately, hope you haven't been thinking of me. Love, Mom.

    +8
  • killkenny August 3, 2010

    Dear Nick, Why can't you just do what your Dad does & use your sister? Love, Mom

    +11
  • iluvkitty August 3, 2010

    "by the way son, this looks alot like MY pussy, Love mom."

    +0
  • willylickaball August 3, 2010

    Nick, Will you get one of the for your father, his birthday is coming soon. Mom :l

    +2
  • spaulding August 3, 2010

    Nick- just when I thought you couldn't be more lame...

    +2
  • spaulding August 3, 2010

    Mom, this wasn't mine. Talk to dad...

    +7
  • boredshitless August 3, 2010

    now thats fuckin hilarious!

    +0
  • boonta August 3, 2010

    Sorry gotta raise the bullshit flag on this one (staged)...

    The mailing label is all fucked up, upside down and not in the spot where mailing labels go (unlikely for a company that probably mails a lot of rubber cocks). Instead, the 'sorry' note is written dead center where the 'rubber mail order cock' company would have affixed the address label. AND there's no postage affixed in the box where the 'stamp' or pre-paid metered postage label would go.

    No I don;t work for the Post Office (don't even own a gun) but I've mailed enough Priority Mail in these boxes to know this is bull and/or shit...

    -9
  • vikingshill August 3, 2010

    ^^ Don't feel bad you got busted buying a sex toy. Everybody has needs.

    +8
  • sirfartsalot August 3, 2010

    I love that it was "Priority" mail. What Nick didn't know was that his dad left surprise inside. His pocket pussy was no longer a virgin.

    +1
  • boppalilbit August 3, 2010

    Man that Lexie sure has a hot box

    -1
  • cellule August 3, 2010

    Is that a new drive for your computer?

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi August 3, 2010

    I wonder if they make keychains?

    -1
  • dumb_spooks August 3, 2010

    Fake, everyone has a fleshlight now, Loser.

    +3
  • yomigs August 3, 2010

    p.s, your father used it already!

    -2
  • h4rdcor3 August 3, 2010

    LOL @vikingshill ^^^

    +0
  • magnavox50 August 3, 2010

    Well at least this is not a cock Tim. Well done!

    +1
  • lefty August 3, 2010

    it sure looks like the parents had it out of the plastic and playin wit it... dad has 1 on order now too..but in his sons name !!!

    +0
  • atmydismay August 3, 2010

    Hey mom you fucking nosey bitch it was in your mailbox but is your name nick?~!

    +2
  • rockinron August 4, 2010

    dont ya hate when the mailman i=gets revenge for not getting a gift from ya at xmas.

    +0
  • wulberdee August 4, 2010

    boonta-- FUCK OFF YOU FANNY!

    -1
  • lameristotel August 5, 2010

    Its hella funny, but fake.

    +0
  • dirtmaster August 7, 2010

    I hate it when that happens

    +0
  • killtacular August 11, 2010

    Bitch should'a gone to jail for tampering with someone else's mail.

    +0
  • misfit_88 August 12, 2010

    gotta go get me one of them......perhaps ill fill it with caustic soda and pretend to be fucking some alien chick with acid for cunt juice..maybe.

    +0
 
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