Frozen Freezer Hottie

While I love Popsicle and naked women, I am not sure if I would love a naked woman Popsicle. Something tells me that it just really would not taste good at all. I mean, you can't motorboat frozen titties either. They would most likely just break off and the nipples would possibly cut your face. It just does not seem like a good time at all.

46 Comments
  • blakfox August 16, 2010

    MMMM pussy pops...my fav!

    +2
  • oicu8abullet August 16, 2010

    Shit! Someone's in my basement!

    +0
  • dumb_spooks August 16, 2010

    Freezer Burn..should of used a Ziploc prevents that shit.

    +5
  • buttdarts August 16, 2010

    babecicle

    +0
  • creek August 16, 2010

    I recommend convection oven for re-heat

    +0
  • vikingshill August 16, 2010

    She said it would be a cold day in hell before she sucked her boyfriends cock. He won that argument.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi August 16, 2010

    They should watch Encino Man to find out how to defrost the woman.

    +1
  • mass August 16, 2010

    what i tell you about keeping dead hookers in the freezer ?

    +1
  • moonhead August 16, 2010

    that's bitch always gave me the cold shoulder

    +2
  • oicu8abullet August 16, 2010

    I recommend listening to "cold Ethel" by Alice Cooper while looking at these pics.

    +0
  • killkenny August 16, 2010

    I used to be married to a frigid bitch too.

    +4
  • rockinron August 16, 2010

    hy i want one of thos. thaw it out bang it ,throw bak in the freezer, then do it again the nxt day . best thing is she's cool with it!!!

    +0
  • gumbie August 16, 2010

    ice ice bby...

    +0
  • nukemutant August 16, 2010

    She wanna be a Frozen Queen!!

    +0
  • roaddog316 August 16, 2010

    Thaw her out in the microwave... then get her to make me a sammich!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi August 16, 2010

    He trapped her with the promise of ice cream treats. Kind of like the kid and the candy van.

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 16, 2010

    hannibal lecter was making ice cubes

    +1
  • dirtysanchez69 August 16, 2010

    REPOST!!!!!!!

    +1
  • turkeysandwich August 16, 2010

    she didn't cook dinner or wash the dishes...

    +0
  • paule August 16, 2010

    At least she got not sunburned !

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 August 16, 2010

    The results of playing hide n seek at a frat party

    +0
  • honkie365 August 16, 2010

    Now THAT'S a cold, dead fuck...

    +0
  • atmydismay August 16, 2010

    " Hey bob, you want an ice cold pussy? "

    +0
  • crusader August 16, 2010

    This is the challenge. fuck as long as the defrosted !!

    +0
  • boredshitless August 16, 2010

    not even a cup tits no wonder he killed her

    +0
  • getfucked August 16, 2010

    Cool

    +0
  • boppalilbit August 16, 2010

    shes going to have a sore neck for a long time

    +0
  • magnavox50 August 16, 2010

    this gives a whole new meaning to Freezer Queen.

    +0
  • cellule August 16, 2010

    Walt-Disney is attacking the porn market?

    +0
  • spaulding August 16, 2010

    Looks like gacy turned artist with those hearts on her legs.

    +0
  • graveyard August 16, 2010

    So that's where she hid ... we were fuckin' and my wife pulled up...huh never thought she'd hide there!

    +0
  • pizzapie August 17, 2010

    She sucked at making sammiches

    +0
  • bite-me71 August 17, 2010

    Wal-mart thinks of everything now that got instant hooker just pop in the microwave and serve her up.

    +0
  • holak6778 August 17, 2010

    hey, I think she had t.h.

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 17, 2010

    By the looks of her she's past the expiration date.

    +0
  • x__deadpool__x August 17, 2010

    SHIT THEY FOUND HERE BETTER RUN ...... LIKE NOW ,,,BYE

    +0
  • mojado August 17, 2010

    Bitch!!! Don't act like everything is all cool now!... I want my sandwich!!!

    +0
  • trox August 17, 2010

    regamortis just wasnt enough you.... you just had to go and make her more stiff

    +0
  • trox August 17, 2010

    haha was probably thinking " Damn i got company comin over where can i stuff this damn thing where it wont stink up the place"

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 August 17, 2010

    100008 i found you

    +0
  • tronic August 17, 2010

    Frozen bitch.....the other white meat lol

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 17, 2010

    ice ice baby

    +0
  • sirlikalot August 18, 2010

    "It's obvious to me, detective. She was reaching for the last Otter Pop,slipped and fell in.

    +0
  • crackerkiller August 19, 2010

    that's the best kind of bitch!!!!!!!a dead white bitch....na unthaw that bitch so she can go get my money!!!!:~o

    +0
  • kennyknight0 September 18, 2010

    hahah what the fuk are u doing messing around in the freezer get yo ass out and get back in the kitchen hahaha

    +0
  • feedemfish May 20, 2011

    Hide and seek gone wrong

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register