Speeding Donuts

I never thought of this excuse but it is quite clever. I speed to help the fat ass cops pay for their donut runs. It makes me wonder what a cop would say if you told them face to face you were speeding to help them pay for their donuts. I can just see another Rodney King ordeal going down.

26 Comments
  • agony August 23, 2010

    1ST. . . YA YA!

    -21
  • dirtysanchez69 August 23, 2010

    Cause I have to take a shit real bad....

    +1
  • bigtalk August 23, 2010

    fuck all cops

    +1
  • mass August 23, 2010

    the red light cameras catch me speeding so whats the cops excuse for bothering me ?

    +0
  • oicu8abullet August 23, 2010

    Going fast is fun.

    +0
  • spaulding August 23, 2010

    I've gotta bang your wife before you get home.

    +1
  • trox August 23, 2010

    got hit the body dump this ones stinkin up the trunk

    +0
  • vikingshill August 23, 2010

    I've got a trunk full of moonshine and I'm living out my NASCAR fantasies.

    +0
  • buttdarts August 23, 2010

    Obviously Porsche guy can't read.

    +0
  • boredshitless August 23, 2010

    im saying that to a cop next time i get pulled!

    +0
  • atmydismay August 23, 2010

    Why is that cop dressed as a crossing guard

    +0
  • creek August 23, 2010

    Stop jerking off and earn your money PIG!

    -2
  • skoal36 August 23, 2010

    i knew it was wrong, but i did it anyway

    +0
  • bigredneck August 23, 2010

    now only if they had drawn a dick on there mexicanpride would have loved it

    +0
  • gasguy August 23, 2010

    AGONY^^^Yer not first Yer a third world

    +1
  • rockinron August 23, 2010

    why the fuck you want an exscuse? your gonna give th damn ticket to me anyways. an bigtalk we no you hate cops all nigers hat cops. the cops are the ones that wont let you act like animals all the time and keep arresting you monkys for bing dumb fucks!! and no im not predjudice i own a black and white dog.

    -1
  • vikingshill August 23, 2010

    I Can't Drive 55 is on the radio.

    +0
  • graveyard August 23, 2010

    I went to the police academy and passed, but was fired the first day on the job...allergic to doughnuts SAD!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi August 23, 2010

    Because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.

    +1
  • killkenny August 23, 2010

    Because the "use by" date is about to expire on my fleshlight.

    +4
  • spinal-tap August 23, 2010

    I have to take a shit!

    +0
  • bucannonation August 24, 2010

    Deleted scenes... SUPER TROOPERS!!!

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 24, 2010

    Because the boys are drunker than me and thirsty and I had to make the beer run.

    +0
  • gotosleepbitch August 24, 2010

    because i am going fishing, in your mums pussy.

    +1
  • ratrod August 24, 2010

    because I cant wait to log on to crazyshit!

    (Jay, my shirt size is XL..)

    +0
  • carinya August 24, 2010

    He forgot the word "FAT" in there somewhere.

    +0
 
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