Have Fat Will Travel

I never knew that all you needed to be was fat to get your own damn elevator. This fat ass managed to have her own personal elevator installed just because she was so overweight. I guess it's time for me to stuff my face and put on the pounds. I want my own god damn fatty elevator!

38 Comments
  • vikingshill August 28, 2010

    While I'm jealous she has her own elevator, I take comfort in the fact I can wipe my own ass.

    +9
  • veteransniper1 August 28, 2010

    should just shoot that fat fucking waste of space

    -4
  • veteransniper1 August 28, 2010

    p.s.

    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!

    -20
  • killkenny August 28, 2010

    1,000 CC's of Methedrine. STAT!

    +2
  • trox August 28, 2010

    sniper^^^ haha first fail

    +4
  • warfighter64 August 28, 2010

    Shes shouting " Make that 2x 24inch pizzas with extra toppings!!"

    +5
  • trox August 28, 2010

    dont fart tubby it might sway that lift

    +0
  • trox August 28, 2010

    if i ever get so big that i have to be cut out of my house id like for someone to just off me right there

    +4
  • veteransniper1 August 28, 2010

    trox look again... first was only called by me...duh

    another future genious

    -8
  • vikingshill August 28, 2010

    Nice spelling GENIUS.^^

    +6
  • 2indastink August 28, 2010

    seriously anorexic American right there.

    +2
  • dumb_spooks August 28, 2010

    Glad to see Tim is getting some Sun.

    +3
  • aryan-rule August 28, 2010

    this whales carbon ass-print must be fucking enormous......

    +3
  • spaulding August 28, 2010

    quick, the the cast of whale wars on this one.

    +1
  • duckduck August 28, 2010

    being carried around on a pallet and still throwin the deuces...a slant-eyed gangster lol

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi August 28, 2010

    She's wearing her "muther-fucking fatty gown", y'all.

    +3
  • rockinron August 28, 2010

    hope that thing falls ovr and lands on the crowd!! future CS video there!!

    +0
  • captjim August 28, 2010

    she heard there's a new dunkin' donuts opening up downtown.

    +0
  • bigtalk August 28, 2010

    she was putting in an order two of everything and a diet coke im watching my weight

    -4
  • bigredneck August 28, 2010

    quick get me some baby powder ill find the wet spot

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 28, 2010

    haha not

    +0
  • boppalilbit August 28, 2010

    giving that peace sign probably is the most exercise she has gotten in years

    +0
  • buttdarts August 28, 2010

    even tho she is ginormous, put her back in the kitchen. Don't make me tell a beyach twice.

    +0
  • crackerkiller August 28, 2010

    drop that fat ass cracker bitch over the edge and kill the rest of them crackers!!!!!:~0

    -3
  • doc_ock August 28, 2010

    ^^^^^ you must be a nigger, you don't know the difference between White and Asian.^^^^^

    +6
  • obscurancy August 28, 2010

    wtf

    +0
  • mass August 28, 2010

    that bitch just needs wheels now

    +0
  • bucannonation August 28, 2010

    She's on a pallet,seriously that means a FORKLIFT picked her up and put her on that lift!

    +3
  • bucannonation August 28, 2010

    a pallet

    +1
  • boredshitless August 29, 2010

    blood type gravy

    +2
  • marsape August 29, 2010

    when she shits corn it's turned into tortillas

    +1
  • wulberdee August 29, 2010

    OH A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT I SEE!

    +0
  • crackerkiller August 29, 2010

    that bitch look like a cracker to me doc you fagget ass cracker KILL YO SELF!!!!!!:~O

    -3
  • ftwbiker August 29, 2010

    You know theres a million niggers emailing Jay for her phone number.

    +3
  • rodeye2 August 30, 2010

    I own a scissor lift just like that one and I can tell you they past the weight limit.

    +1
  • dv8don December 12, 2010

    What's the FATASS weigh???????????

    +1
  • dv8don December 12, 2010

    I wish I could vote 50 times!!

    +0
  • happygirl610 December 31, 2010

    mayyyooonaaaissseeee sannnddwwiichhh

    +0
 
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