Stil a Virgin? We Can Help

Do you find yourself getting older by the day and still a virgin? Now you can simply call the Virgin Hotline and instantly receive help on your ongoing sexless debacle. While the hotline can not legally supply you with a sexual partner, they will discretely point you in the right direction to where you can find a good lay.

31 Comments
  • format187 September 2, 2010

    Well, they're fresh outta virgins... I'll try again next week

    -1
  • buttdarts September 2, 2010

    This add makes no sense. Poor girls.

    -1
  • crazypoopz September 2, 2010

    y did jay answer the phone

    +0
  • aryan-rule September 2, 2010

    ^ why did you call......virgin?

    +3
  • Jay D. September 2, 2010

    I answer the phones, and make house calls. It's my part time job. Times are tough you know...

    +7
  • dumb_spooks September 2, 2010

    mexican pride has that on speed dial

    +5
  • mass September 2, 2010

    the call is free but the house call cost a cheeseburger

    +0
  • kamikazi September 2, 2010

    lol^ and a french fries with a diet coke

    -1
  • creek September 2, 2010

    Just had a nice talk with Jay's girlfriend...

    +0
  • rockinron September 2, 2010

    wow i followed the at he bottom an its a funny ass movi coming out on sept 10th go chck out the site thevirginityhit/

    its funny as fuck

    -1
  • 2indastink September 2, 2010

    I can safely say that I ain't no Virgin, ask your dead grandmas.

    -1
  • bulldognuts September 2, 2010

    2indastink

    +1
  • bulldognuts September 2, 2010

    Donkeys don't count

    +2
  • 2indastink September 2, 2010

    ^^^ how about your rabid infested sister? she looks like a donkey.

    +6
  • xenno September 2, 2010

    looks funny

    -1
  • wulberdee September 2, 2010

    ^^STUCK BEHIND THIS CUNT AGAIN^^

    +1
  • xenno September 2, 2010

    @ wulberdee....just be glad u finally have a chance to b near a cunt.

    +2
  • spaulding September 2, 2010

    definition of a virgin, in Hemet ca,: a really really ugly third grader.

    +1
  • cs4u September 2, 2010

    That's it. I am going to dial that damn number right now. I hope no hidden surprise waiting for me on the other line.

    -1
  • cs4u September 2, 2010

    I have a question, can I still be considered as a virgin if I masturbated myself and w/o having sex with anyone before?

    -2
  • format187 September 2, 2010

    cs4u.... did your parents have any children that lived?

    +5
  • bigtalk September 2, 2010

    half the ppl on this site need to call that number if they think the user boobs that get sent in look good women are property

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi September 2, 2010

    I hear they get a lot of gamer geeks.

    +1
  • thesurrealist September 2, 2010

    Its actually an add for a new movie coming out..

    +1
  • atmydismay September 2, 2010

    Tryin to get laid? Go to a sex change clinic, you will meet lots of new women!

    +4
  • magnavox50 September 2, 2010

    I don't wish bad shit on anybody, but God is it too much to ask that bigtalk have an aneurysm and die?

    +3
  • rodeye2 September 3, 2010

    For help call 1-800-you're a loser.

    -1
  • cellule September 3, 2010

    Of course I am, I use condoms!

    -1
  • mrbigglesworth September 3, 2010

    Fuck! Where was this when I was 17?

    -1
  • wargod September 3, 2010

    I bet bigtalk wishes he had a phone right now

    +1
  • onlywhitefolks September 6, 2010

    i called is a fucking movie ad

    +0
 
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