Damn You Bridge

Optimus Prime really did it this time. He was driving drunk, trolling for hookers when he attempted to transform. Unfortunately for him, he was under a bridge and it fucked him all up. Wait til the other Autobots hear about this one.

23 Comments
  • buttdarts September 13, 2010

    ayran was distracted when wdp420 was giving him a handjob while driving. luckily both survived and will be posting lame comments down below

    +5
  • aryan-rule September 13, 2010

    fagdarts was distracted when shithead was giving him a handjob while driving. luckily both survived and will be posting lame comments down below

    -4
  • spaulding September 13, 2010

    some people's children man. I swear.

    +4
  • 2indastink September 13, 2010

    "Mexicans".......... nothing to fear when it comes to world domination.

    +0
  • mass September 13, 2010

    gonna need someone clean to pee in a bottle real quick

    +1
  • mike8putang September 13, 2010

    women drivers

    +0
  • aryan-rule September 13, 2010

    ^now that i agree with mike8putang.....now where is my fucking anti-freeze?

    +0
  • rockinron September 13, 2010

    1 down a few million more to go.

    +4
  • aryan-rule September 13, 2010

    ^lol rock

    +0
  • spoonman September 13, 2010

    Well there's something you don't see every day!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 13, 2010

    I call discrimination on the "woman" comment.

    And how in the blue hell do you even do something like that??

    +1
  • bigtalk September 13, 2010

    you know he shit himself

    +0
  • boredshitless September 13, 2010

    funny shit

    +0
  • fetuswithaids September 13, 2010

    Optimus Prime.Classic!

    +0
  • gore-slash September 13, 2010

    it's the bridges fault !

    +2
  • gasguy September 13, 2010

    fucker musta been haulin ASS

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 13, 2010

    His load shifted from his ass to his pants.

    +0
  • pistolero September 14, 2010

    Wendi... he was traveling with the trailer fully extended in the air... when he went under the pass, the trailer was too high to clear. The pics are cool but, video would have cooler.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet September 14, 2010

    This has to be the first time in history that someone was crushed to death by a bridge that was still standing.

    +0
  • cruiserman September 14, 2010

    Muslims again....kill them all.

    +0
  • wulberdee September 14, 2010

    I BET SHE WAS A BLACK MEXICAN MUSLEM!!

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 15, 2010

    Another JB HUnt driver.

    +0
  • magnavox50 September 15, 2010

    now just how the fuck do you do that?

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register