How Do You Open This Door?

It's a good thing they put up the sign because I was totally about to stick my dick in there. I sure would have looked foolish in front of the other guys trying to open the door with my cock. I'm glad someone had the foresight to prevent this problem.

27 Comments
  • creek September 20, 2010

    I swear it looked like a cock holder.... One time and they make a sign(SMH)

    +2
  • spaulding September 20, 2010

    I think it's the ladies room. No dicks, and dainty little hands.

    +1
  • vikingshill September 20, 2010

    But fisting IS allowed?

    +1
  • oicu8abullet September 20, 2010

    Sanitary or not, I'm using my dick.

    +4
  • dirtmaster September 20, 2010

    It's more fun to use a chain saw to open.

    +0
  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    can I use a dwarf ?.....

    +2
  • spaulding September 20, 2010

    ^is the dwarf dick shaped and smaller than that hand?

    +1
  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    ^^^The dwarf has my dick in its mouth and his small hand up my ass, if that helps ?

    +1
  • crazypoopz September 20, 2010

    ok what about people who fist people id rather just wash my hands

    +1
  • duckduck September 20, 2010

    please dont try to open my back door with your weiner

    +2
  • atmydismay September 20, 2010

    fuck that, i rather go with the old western saloon doors

    +1
  • immortal September 20, 2010

    What's this world coming to when you can't open a door with your dick anymore?

    +6
  • cbt23 September 20, 2010

    immortal, we are a dying breed

    +0
  • rockinron September 20, 2010

    damn where is this? those folks got some big dicks!! im impressed!!!

    -1
  • djdiablo September 20, 2010

    What the fuck?

    +0
  • bigtalk September 20, 2010

    can you use your skrotum now that takes balls

    -1
  • thesurrealist September 20, 2010

    Door holder...Dont stick your monster cock in it.

    +0
  • n306 September 20, 2010

    This must have been a major problem if they put a sign up

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth September 21, 2010

    Like my momma used to say, make a nice door opener and someone's gotta put their dick in it...

    +0
  • jasonjetski September 21, 2010

    Well it does look like a cock holster

    +0
  • ciplaya September 21, 2010

    no wonder people look at me wrong when i open the door

    +1
  • ghosthunter September 21, 2010

    that door has seen more penis than a 2 dallar whore.

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 22, 2010

    Is that oak wood or cherry ?

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2010

    Well..it's a good thing I don't need my dick to open that door--I don't have one.

    +0
  • jphinfan86 September 23, 2010

    I'll just say that I'm not comfortable putting my arm in there either. What the f*ck is it?

    +0
  • jphinfan86 September 23, 2010

    - I prefer the paper-towel-in-hand method to getting untold amounts of piss and pubes on my wrist.

    +0
  • lordgonzo October 3, 2010

    would rather use my penis, i will put that in places i would never put my hands!

    +1
 
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