How Do You Open This Door?

It's a good thing they put up the sign because I was totally about to stick my dick in there. I sure would have looked foolish in front of the other guys trying to open the door with my cock. I'm glad someone had the foresight to prevent this problem.

  • creek September 20, 2010

    I swear it looked like a cock holder.... One time and they make a sign(SMH)

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  • spaulding September 20, 2010

    I think it's the ladies room. No dicks, and dainty little hands.

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  • vikingshill September 20, 2010

    But fisting IS allowed?

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  • oicu8abullet September 20, 2010

    Sanitary or not, I'm using my dick.

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  • dirtmaster September 20, 2010

    It's more fun to use a chain saw to open.

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  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    can I use a dwarf ?.....

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  • spaulding September 20, 2010

    ^is the dwarf dick shaped and smaller than that hand?

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  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    ^^^The dwarf has my dick in its mouth and his small hand up my ass, if that helps ?

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  • crazypoopz September 20, 2010

    ok what about people who fist people id rather just wash my hands

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  • duckduck September 20, 2010

    please dont try to open my back door with your weiner

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  • atmydismay September 20, 2010

    fuck that, i rather go with the old western saloon doors

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  • immortal September 20, 2010

    What's this world coming to when you can't open a door with your dick anymore?

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  • cbt23 September 20, 2010

    immortal, we are a dying breed

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  • rockinron September 20, 2010

    damn where is this? those folks got some big dicks!! im impressed!!!

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  • djdiablo September 20, 2010

    What the fuck?

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  • bigtalk September 20, 2010

    can you use your skrotum now that takes balls

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  • thesurrealist September 20, 2010

    Door holder...Dont stick your monster cock in it.

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  • n306 September 20, 2010

    This must have been a major problem if they put a sign up

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  • mrbigglesworth September 21, 2010

    Like my momma used to say, make a nice door opener and someone's gotta put their dick in it...

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  • jasonjetski September 21, 2010

    Well it does look like a cock holster

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  • ciplaya September 21, 2010

    no wonder people look at me wrong when i open the door

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  • ghosthunter September 21, 2010

    that door has seen more penis than a 2 dallar whore.

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  • rodeye2 September 22, 2010

    Is that oak wood or cherry ?

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  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2010

    Well..it's a good thing I don't need my dick to open that door--I don't have one.

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  • jphinfan86 September 23, 2010

    I'll just say that I'm not comfortable putting my arm in there either. What the f*ck is it?

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  • jphinfan86 September 23, 2010

    - I prefer the paper-towel-in-hand method to getting untold amounts of piss and pubes on my wrist.

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  • lordgonzo October 3, 2010

    would rather use my penis, i will put that in places i would never put my hands!

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