After a few bottles of vodka, standing up to piss is a fucking chore. Gravity is a bitch, and cruel to drunks. Bonus for the fact that you know he fell down like a sack of wet potatoes. I'm hoping he hit his head on the the whole way down too.
I'd laugh my ass off if he started doing the dick helicopter right then.
At least he was coherent enough not to piss himself.
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! Socks With Sandals....
"Best get my cock out to piss, I mean...it would be embarrassing to piss my pants"
That's how I roll every Friday night baby.
The ol Irish geyser.
been there done that.....wait who the fuck took my picture? hey you assholes..........
we have all been there before
Only gingers are too lazy to piss standing up
now thats shit faced!
at least he mad it outside
another day in Moscow russia.
i would of laid on my side that piss stream wont stay strong
did he roll the top of his head in shit too
What s pisser
standing while you piss is so overated
CRACKERS!!!!!CAN't live with them.......and can't KILL THEM......+5
I would venture to guess his proximity to the tree was a failed attempt to lean on it while standing to piss.
Eminem on a bad day!
Now thats fuckin lazy. He probably shits in his bed and kicks it out with his feet..lame ass..
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
At least he used the tree,well sorta.
No if he doesnt get piss all over himself then hes got some talent.