Standing up to piss is so tiresome

After a few bottles of vodka, standing up to piss is a fucking chore. Gravity is a bitch, and cruel to drunks. Bonus for the fact that you know he fell down like a sack of wet potatoes. I'm hoping he hit his head on the the whole way down too.

24 Comments
  • oicu8abullet September 21, 2010

    I'd laugh my ass off if he started doing the dick helicopter right then.

    +1
  • vikingshill September 21, 2010

    At least he was coherent enough not to piss himself.

    +2
  • dirtysanchez69 September 21, 2010

    EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! Socks With Sandals....

    +2
  • getfucked September 21, 2010

    "Best get my cock out to piss, I mean...it would be embarrassing to piss my pants"

    +2
  • 2indastink September 21, 2010

    That's how I roll every Friday night baby.

    +1
  • shineyfeathers September 21, 2010

    The ol Irish geyser.

    +3
  • rockinron September 21, 2010

    been there done that.....wait who the fuck took my picture? hey you assholes..........

    +0
  • pooperpop September 21, 2010

    we have all been there before

    +0
  • thesurrealist September 21, 2010

    Only gingers are too lazy to piss standing up

    +0
  • boredshitless September 21, 2010

    now thats shit faced!

    +0
  • mass September 21, 2010

    at least he mad it outside

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 21, 2010

    another day in Moscow russia.

    +0
  • bigtalk September 21, 2010

    i would of laid on my side that piss stream wont stay strong

    -1
  • droptheworld September 21, 2010

    did he roll the top of his head in shit too

    +0
  • atmydismay September 21, 2010

    What s pisser

    +0
  • captjim September 22, 2010

    standing while you piss is so overated

    +0
  • crackerkiller September 22, 2010

    CRACKERS!!!!!CAN't live with them.......and can't KILL THEM......+5

    -3
  • ygdrasil September 22, 2010

    I would venture to guess his proximity to the tree was a failed attempt to lean on it while standing to piss.

    +0
  • dazzza September 22, 2010

    Eminem on a bad day!

    +0
  • island_mon September 22, 2010

    Now thats fuckin lazy. He probably shits in his bed and kicks it out with his feet..lame ass..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2010

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 23, 2010

    At least he used the tree,well sorta.

    +0
  • psychoscumphuc September 25, 2010

    No if he doesnt get piss all over himself then hes got some talent.

    +0
  • psychoscumphuc September 25, 2010

    now*

    +0
 
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