The Happiest Day Of Her Life

She always dreamed of this day as a little girl. Wearing her beautiful white dress while all her friends and family watch as her and the love of her life become one. They kiss for the first time as husband and wife, then he hoists her up for 30 second keg stand. She'll remember this moment forever. Unless she does a few more keg stands.

19 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 September 30, 2010

    The chubby bitch in the back is pissed because they haven't passed her way with the food tray.

    +1
  • aryan-rule September 30, 2010

    this is wife training and i think it should be compulsory, its kinda like breaking a horse, they keep the bitch there until she agrees never to leave the kitchen without permission and to make sammiches on demand......

    +3
  • killkenny September 30, 2010

    Judging by the position of his hands, I'd say she got a mouthful and a fistful.

    +2
  • warfighter64 September 30, 2010

    Next time he wants a sammich before you go down on him....MAKE HIM ONE !!!

    +0
  • vikingshill September 30, 2010

    That's the kind of woman I want to marry.

    +2
  • oicu8abullet September 30, 2010

    And she still fell out of love with him in 4 years. Cheated on him by 5 years. And left him in 6.

    +4
  • atmydismay September 30, 2010

    Nothing says elegant like a white sheet over a keg of beer!

    +5
  • rockinron September 30, 2010

    damn her tits didnt pop out.

    +2
  • boredshitless September 30, 2010

    nothing lasts longer than a relationship built on beer!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi September 30, 2010

    Ahhhh...the classic wedding keg stand.

    +0
  • sirpoonius September 30, 2010

    The bar is open and so is the bride.

    +0
  • wargod September 30, 2010

    I'd grab her by the waist, and shove it in her face

    +0
  • bigtalk October 1, 2010

    standing on her head and she can still swallow thats total marriage material

    +0
  • smak October 1, 2010

    judging by the look on his face i think he can smell her taco

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 1, 2010

    Mom and dad are standing in line to be next.

    +0
  • yeya October 1, 2010

    CHEERS!!!!!!

    +0
  • spaulding October 1, 2010

    make it harder. Eat her pussy while she does that keg stand.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot October 1, 2010

    You might be a redneck if....

    +0
  • heath84 October 3, 2010

    @oicu8abullet that sounds EXACTLY like my first wife

    +0
 
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