Wash That Knife Before You Use It

Hey Doc, I woke up with this sharp pain in the said of my head. The last thing I remember is telling my wife her meatloaf tastes like dog shit and it's all blurry after that. I must have drank too much Natural Ice.

21 Comments
  • rockinron October 1, 2010

    1 more reasoon not to pick at your earwax with a knife when your drunk.

    +3
  • spaulding October 1, 2010

    trying to dig out a tick, and then he sneezed.

    +0
  • nogo October 1, 2010

    when are people going to learn...don't hold sharp shit next to your head during an earthquake?

    +0
  • crazypoopz October 1, 2010

    wonder whts on his mind!!!!!

    +0
  • cektop_bundy October 1, 2010

    He Tried To Kill The Lice.

    +0
  • buttdarts October 1, 2010

    Ohhh this pic is very EARie.

    +0
  • detroitleanin October 1, 2010

    Just a reminder, on what to do to liberals on election day

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 1, 2010

    Sucks to be a ginger today.

    +0
  • boredshitless October 1, 2010

    well obviously he doesn't need whats in there

    +0
  • jasonjetski October 1, 2010

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

    She asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust'

    And then the fight started..

    +2
  • pistolwhip October 1, 2010

    should of used a gun...fucking moron.

    +0
  • sillyrabbit October 1, 2010

    pull it out and put a bandaid on it. Nurse! we need a mother in here to kiss it! Stat!

    +2
  • killkenny October 1, 2010

    I THINK, he got the POINT.

    +0
  • bigtalk October 1, 2010

    when watching tv never say out loud "now thats an ass not like my wifes" they dont like that i dont know why

    +1
  • wargod October 1, 2010

    He told the doctor that he has a stabbing pain, right behind his ear

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 1, 2010

    Yes my ol lady is on the rag,,, why do you ask.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot October 2, 2010

    Ahh yes the perks of dating a bi polar woman. But the sex is great!

    +0
  • wulberdee October 2, 2010

    REASAON 1.WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER MOAN WHEN YOUR DINNERS NOT READY

    +0
  • lordgonzo October 2, 2010

    its more believable than her telling the cops he fell on a bullet!

    +1
  • casimulle May 18, 2011

    What part of "open mind" you don't understand?

    +0
  • travass July 16, 2011

    its only in a 1/4 inch but hes probably used to that neways ....she just gave him as much as he could give her

    +0
 
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