Hey Doc, I woke up with this sharp pain in the said of my head. The last thing I remember is telling my wife her meatloaf tastes like dog shit and it's all blurry after that. I must have drank too much Natural Ice.
1 more reasoon not to pick at your earwax with a knife when your drunk.
trying to dig out a tick, and then he sneezed.
when are people going to learn...don't hold sharp shit next to your head during an earthquake?
wonder whts on his mind!!!!!
He Tried To Kill The Lice.
Ohhh this pic is very EARie.
Just a reminder, on what to do to liberals on election day
Sucks to be a ginger today.
well obviously he doesn't need whats in there
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust'
And then the fight started..
should of used a gun...fucking moron.
pull it out and put a bandaid on it. Nurse! we need a mother in here to kiss it! Stat!
I THINK, he got the POINT.
when watching tv never say out loud "now thats an ass not like my wifes" they dont like that i dont know why
He told the doctor that he has a stabbing pain, right behind his ear
Yes my ol lady is on the rag,,, why do you ask.
Ahh yes the perks of dating a bi polar woman. But the sex is great!
REASAON 1.WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER MOAN WHEN YOUR DINNERS NOT READY
its more believable than her telling the cops he fell on a bullet!
What part of "open mind" you don't understand?
its only in a 1/4 inch but hes probably used to that neways ....she just gave him as much as he could give her