That's Not The Kind Of Road Head I Wanted

They were just out for a lovely Sunday morning drive. The only problem is they were still fucked up from Saturday night drinking. It looks like the Tuesday evening funeral is going to be closed casket.

34 Comments
  • trox October 3, 2010

    decaps for every one

    +1
  • oicu8abullet October 3, 2010

    Who doesn't like to get on the highway and let the top down?

    +2
  • spaulding October 3, 2010

    so this is where green day got the song title "Brain Stew"

    +1
  • oicu8abullet October 3, 2010

    It looks like the driver walked away. Sweet dreams Mr Driver man.

    +0
  • duckduck October 3, 2010

    its a bean casserole

    +2
  • trox October 3, 2010

    its a nice hair cut close to the sholders like

    +1
  • killkenny October 3, 2010

    Nice clean cuts. Surgical quality. Ragheads need to take notice. Allah-U-Beancar!

    +0
  • smutpeddler October 3, 2010

    walk it off bitches

    +0
  • dopesmoker October 3, 2010

    Ouch!

    +0
  • bigtalk October 3, 2010

    a guy you dropped your face

    -1
  • wulberdee October 3, 2010

    THIS SITE SURPRISES ME EVERYDAY!!! THESE ARE OUTSTANDING PICS

    +0
  • malek October 3, 2010

    now he can give himself head

    +0
  • wisconsinjed October 3, 2010

    oicu8abullet's U must be seeing that I am not! How do you figure that the driver is ok? Just asking, don't threaten to kill me or my family! Just askin'.

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  • wisconsinjed October 3, 2010

    This looks like it is in the US. If it is, we really don't get these kind of pictures. Well, I guess I should say nothing I see rules the US out. Looks like they may have just got through shopping. Look like something from AC Delco in the back seat. When I see something like this I wonder what they were doing just a couple of hours before this. I can pretty well bet that they didn't see this in their future. Maybe just a few minutes before they ran a yellow/red light or they stopped at a green/yellow light. Maybe one of them stopped to tie his/her shoe before they started the car. Little things like that makes the difference if people live or die every single day.

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  • wisconsinjed October 3, 2010

    About 5 years ago I was driving on I57 just south of Champaign, IL going back to WI from viiting my family and saw a terrible sight. I think it was just the day after X-Mas. I saw a single car accident in the southbound lane that happened less than a minute before. It was mid-afternoon so I could see everything very clearly. I saw the car was underneath an overpass, the kind that has the three pretty massive pillars below the bridge. As I got closer I noticed that the passenger door was torn off the car and the seat was turned at a 90 degree angle with the passenger still in the seat with a seatbelt on. The passenger really looked like he/she was on display but they looked flat as a pancake sitting in their seat. I've seen several bodies but never anything like that. They were in plain view, the most vivid memory I had was how their tongue was sticking out of their mouth and their hands looked like someone who had MS. It really looked like they were flattened by a steamroller, placed in the car seat, and then turned for all to see! Pretty weird stuff! Go ahead all you, "Damn dude, we don't give a shit!" To all the people that are thinking that! Gimme a hug!! I luuuuvvvvv u!!!!

    +3
  • richardhead October 3, 2010

    wow could have done without that life lesson

    +1
  • smak October 3, 2010

    thats using your head kid!

    +0
  • atmydismay October 3, 2010

    That looks like a splitting headache

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  • wisconsinjed October 3, 2010

    Well Richard, my dumb little stranger! That is one of your probable many issues, you probably haven't learned enough "life lessons". Since you probably could have lived without it, I am guessing you read my entire post. Here is another lesson for you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything!". Since you took the time to write anything at all about what I had to say, I am really happy that I have made a difference in your little pathetic world! Now...be gone!!

    -1
  • sporto October 3, 2010

    The guy in the orange was getting out to "walk it off",but sadly the part of his brain that controls balance was 50 yards up the road and he fell and bled to death.

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  • oicu8abullet October 3, 2010

    wisconsinjed: If you look in the top pic you can see that all/most of the damage is on the passenger side. You can also see over to the driver side. Nobody in the driver seat. No apparent damage to the steering wheel or around the seat. All disembodied brains are accounted for. Looks to me like the driver lived.

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  • u-235 October 3, 2010

    Jeepers Creepers got em!

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  • bite-me71 October 3, 2010

    Well that was a mind blowing accident.

    +0
  • n306 October 3, 2010

    When i was a mortician i helped reconstruct a smashed skull and it was flattened from the guy rolling his car. wish i could get cases like this the proces to put them back together is like an art

    +0
  • knightryder October 3, 2010

    So Much For Driver Safety Test at

    the automotive factory.

    +0
  • rockinron October 3, 2010

    dude wanted to suck his own ick all his life. bu since he is dead he cant do it now, evn though his ha is in the right place for it. somone shoulda put his dick in his mouth so he could be happy one last time.

    +0
  • wardo56 October 4, 2010

    what's that in the road..ahead?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 4, 2010

    That sure left a mark.

    +0
  • rareranking October 4, 2010

    This is about 4-5 years old but i still love this accident!

    -1
  • d90girl October 4, 2010

    take a nap...in yer lap

    +0
  • cellule October 4, 2010

    Does anybody has heard "The Committee" soundtrack by Pink Floyd?

    +0
  • wisconsinjed October 4, 2010

    You know I've never really thought about this but it would seem to me that once a mortician, always a mortician. I couldn't imagine learning that trade then moving on to something else. "What do you do for a living sir?" "I am a cheese maker but I used to be a mortician."

    +0
  • godbluff October 6, 2010

    He's gonna save a lot of money on hats.

    +0
  • psychokitty November 18, 2010

    I don't think we are going to make it to the beach.

    +0
 
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