Being part animal himself, when Spiderman isn't saving the day, he's kicking it with his creatures. Nothing will mellow you out after an epic battle with the Green Goblin like a nice ride on an ostrich.
This is from the climax of Spiderman 4. The budget isn't what it used to be.
use his own neck to whip him to go faster.
Look out here cums the spiderman.
Spiderman's into beastiality? Wait til Mary Jane finds out.
scrawny spiderman rising an ostrich: this renders your argument invalid
He must have unleashed all of his web slingin yogurt in mary janes face
fuck birds.. I wish someone would of taped me getting attacked this morning at the detroit zoo by a peacock.. fuckin jumped up and ripped my 7 dollar nachos from my hand n scratched the shit outa me, and I get told to leave cuz I kicked the living shit out of that fuckin thing. I hope it dies shouldnt go showing colors it cant back up assbird!
that dork went to comic con like that
I bet his Spidey senses were tingling at that point.
Spider sense is tingly
(hum the song spider pig from the simpsons to this)
spiderman...spiderman...fuckin all the ostrichs in japan!!
welcome to retard land
i har ostrich pussy aste just like chicken? is that true 2indastink?
speaking of riding an ostrich
why would they do that to an American super hero
After Turkey Spyderman has conquered Ostrich...