He spent his last moments reading the newspaper and tomorrow he'll be featured in his very own article. How exciting for him.
That's one helluva headline
He's reading his own obituary
Looks like Danny Trejo fell down the stairs with his coat full of machetes.
damn paper cuts
fake. darkies cant read
He's the freshest front page news they've had in years
Shoulda been reading the comics.
He was probably searching through the classified section for a new brain
Legalize necrophilia in Afghanistan.
must be to poor to buy bounty paper towels . it absorbs much better then paper
it almost looks like he was pushing a turd out so hard his face exploded thats why the new papers are there
one down 20 mil to go
Now I'm craving lasagna..
He has that dead stare.
" Head Line News "
Look at that,asprin 2 for $1 bet ya he's got a splitting headache.
Yeah...the newspaper sometimes bores me to death at times, too.
TAKE TWO PARACETAMOL AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE IN THE MORNING SIR
He is reading the classifieds looking for a zombie gig