A Great Gift Idea

After your boyfriend cums on your chest, do you try to wear that pearl necklace all day, but it just oozes down to your belly? Have you tried letting it dry in place, but it just crusts up and loses it's nice shine? Your problems are solved. Get yourself a sterling silver pearl necklace that won't slip away or dry up ever. Let everyone know what a filthy whore you are and show them how much you love having jizz on your tits. With two authentic splatter choices, you can choose between cum shots. And fellas, Christmas is right around the corner, so get the love of your life the pearl necklace that will last forever.

14 Comments
  • vikingshill October 14, 2010

    Who thinks of this shit, and are they hiring?

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 October 14, 2010

    Cum on! Thats not a real thing.

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  • n0s4a2_420 October 14, 2010

    i thought it was called a pearl necklace???

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  • cellule October 14, 2010

    The T-1000 is back?

    +1
  • rockinron October 14, 2010

    dude that shoots that load has 2 brass balls and an electric cock!!!!

    +0
  • 2indastink October 14, 2010

    when in Rome, rape some goats.

    +3
  • atmydismay October 14, 2010

    Im hoping those are sad attempts for states if so ill buy texas to preserve the fact i got a big load waitin for my womans chest

    -1
  • wargod October 14, 2010

    After living in Chernobyl for a while, Vladimir discovered his jizz turned into Mercury

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi October 14, 2010

    I don't foresee their sales going through the roof with this product.

    -2
  • spaulding October 14, 2010

    now they need cumsplat sunglasses.

    +0
  • sillyrabbit October 14, 2010

    nothing says "i love you" like a map of hawaii all over her face

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 14, 2010

    A "bullseye" necklace would give ya something to aim for.

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  • smak October 15, 2010

    what about the earrings to match!

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  • marsape October 15, 2010

    blowing that out your dick must really hurt

    +0
 
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