She's been waiting for you to come home all day long. She prettied herself up and put on her sexiest lingerie. She's begging for your cock, but first she wants you to go downtown and moisten her up. So what's it gonna be?
ill let my trunk monkey do the job...
Yea.. why not...
with a pinata stick
Only if I had some maple syrup for those pancake titties.
FUCK YEA!!!! I would jump on that like a kangaroo.
Yep, sure would.
nope someone else allready hit her with the whole fuckin ugly tree.
I would wear her as a hat.
i would stick to her like a hair on a grilled cheese
So whats it gonna be? I choose.....gouging my eyes out first, then hitting it
sure, if i triple bagged her face first.
That is barf-tastic!
mom...how did you get on CS?
Her one leg isn't completely covered in fat.
I see something hitting her in the near future. Liposuction and two bags of silicone.
Ill hit it only if she lets me in on the hidden candy bar stash
Great danglers they hang just right. Down
right size wrong age... who am i kidding i'd hit it
titty fuck timeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Only if I can under titty fuck her first.
the bigger, the longer and the saggier the better.
I'd hit it with a 2 X 4 strapped to my ass so I would be sure I could not fall in and get lost in the cave.
I'd be afraid those bad boys would hit me back.
When I'm like ninety she'll be hot.
Yeah...I'd hit "it" with a bill for about $10,000 if I fucked "it"
hit it couldnt we just talk
Nope. I like my women like I like my milk. Rich, white, 2% fat.
Jay you would hit that. I might just play with her jugs a little.
thanks for the much-needed ego boost !
Looks like she caught fire and some one put her out with a bear trap
ok i am going to need a 12 pack and a bag of weed. it's going to be a long rough night but i'll get er done
does letting her blow me count???? sure i guess i would then.
Ich würde das so schwer getroffen, aber Sie wissen nicht, dass, wenn Sie Deutsch sprechen
the recoil would kill you.... stand back aim low and cover your face!
Fix a flat is really not that expensive