Don't worry about this guy. As long as he can still hold a flesh light, he'll be all right. He still has his right hand to click the mouse, turn the page, or press fast forward during the closeup of the guy's ass and balls.
I hope he kept the receipt for the clapper...
You know a sharpie marker makes a better face for your hand puppet than the meat grinder. Just Sayin!
Topped with ketchup, mustard, relish and cole-slaw with fries. Coke no ice Plz.
Its a hand puppet... with niggers lips!
Bigredneck after getting his new grippers
I bet this started with a beer and bet.
Anyone else in the mood for BACON!
i dont see the problem just let go
Holy shit, it's the next Tremors sequel!
walk it off man, just walk it off.
Looks like they replaced part of his hand with elephant foreskin
give yourself a round of applause.
Fuck going blind and hairy palms, this is what happens.
sklarblue after his last fap session and he slipped off.
looks like hes try n to make a C. he just needs to make an S on the other hand
Must've stuck an M-80 down his cock
fuck n emo's just die already
just before this happened he said,
"hold my beer and watch this shit"
fisting gone wrong!!
nice hand job
Get a grip.
he makes the best shadow puppets
gimme a high five, gimme a high five, gimme a high five, ahhhh yaaahhhhhh! soulja boy tell em!
looks like he's waiting for someone to pass the joint
If ya turn the pic sideways & add a couple eyes it becomes Nom Nom Hand.
so when u dont whip the jizz off your hand it decays
Got it caught in the fan.
Halloween pac man
I guess his spider sense didn't pick up that brown recluse spider that bit him.
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