Give Him A Hand

Don't worry about this guy. As long as he can still hold a flesh light, he'll be all right. He still has his right hand to click the mouse, turn the page, or press fast forward during the closeup of the guy's ass and balls.

30 Comments
  • alanakbar November 1, 2010

    I hope he kept the receipt for the clapper...

    +3
  • dirtysanchez69 November 1, 2010

    You know a sharpie marker makes a better face for your hand puppet than the meat grinder. Just Sayin!

    +2
  • cellule November 1, 2010

    Topped with ketchup, mustard, relish and cole-slaw with fries. Coke no ice Plz.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 November 1, 2010

    Its a hand puppet... with niggers lips!

    +4
  • buttdarts November 1, 2010

    Bigredneck after getting his new grippers

    +0
  • oicu8abullet November 1, 2010

    I bet this started with a beer and bet.

    +2
  • v3nom November 1, 2010

    Anyone else in the mood for BACON!

    +0
  • crazypoopz November 1, 2010

    i dont see the problem just let go

    +1
  • spaulding November 1, 2010

    Holy shit, it's the next Tremors sequel!

    +1
  • pasher71 November 1, 2010

    walk it off man, just walk it off.

    +0
  • atmydismay November 1, 2010

    Looks like they replaced part of his hand with elephant foreskin

    +0
  • 2indastink November 1, 2010

    give yourself a round of applause.

    +1
  • 2bit November 1, 2010

    Fuck going blind and hairy palms, this is what happens.

    +0
  • rodgtard November 1, 2010

    sklarblue after his last fap session and he slipped off.

    +2
  • crazypoopz November 1, 2010

    looks like hes try n to make a C. he just needs to make an S on the other hand

    +0
  • boredshitless November 1, 2010

    Must've stuck an M-80 down his cock

    +0
  • crazypoopz November 1, 2010

    fuck n emo's just die already

    +0
  • rockinron November 1, 2010

    just before this happened he said,

    "hold my beer and watch this shit"

    +0
  • rockinron November 1, 2010

    fisting gone wrong!!

    +0
  • iowaredneck November 1, 2010

    Masturbate much?

    +0
  • wulberdee November 1, 2010

    nice hand job

    +0
  • dazzza November 1, 2010

    Get a grip.

    +0
  • duckduck November 1, 2010

    he makes the best shadow puppets

    +0
  • skylerblue November 1, 2010

    gimme a high five, gimme a high five, gimme a high five, ahhhh yaaahhhhhh! soulja boy tell em!

    -8
  • bigtalk November 1, 2010

    looks like he's waiting for someone to pass the joint

    -1
  • killkenny November 1, 2010

    If ya turn the pic sideways & add a couple eyes it becomes Nom Nom Hand.

    +5
  • bloodbrick November 1, 2010

    so when u dont whip the jizz off your hand it decays

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 2, 2010

    Got it caught in the fan.

    +0
  • jasonjetski November 2, 2010

    Halloween pac man

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 2, 2010

    I guess his spider sense didn't pick up that brown recluse spider that bit him.

    +1
 
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