I've been there too, kid. Whiskey dick is a mother fucker, but if she's still passed out when you wake up, you should be good to go.
awesome....somebody would be getting arrested if that was in the U.S.
His dumb fucking mom prob cant even read it
those words together dnt make sense to me
The real problems happen when you're too drunk to fuck but you still do.
his mother should get her arse kicked
you can never be too drunk as far as 2indastink is concerned
The back of his pants have a sewn pic of justine bieber.
At last...a picture of skylerblue!
Your dick was too small to fuck anyways.
Hes got no twang in the yang!
dt iz a child! D: who wud dress there kid lyke dat....smh
looks like some place in asia,he probably cant read it, besides what do you think that shirt you have with the cool japanese writing on it really says
I guess nobody realizes that's a song by the Dead Kennedys.
its more convincing if it said "of course i cant drive im asian"
DK fuck yea!!! rollin down the stairs and the kids too drunk to fuck!!
o yea? well your dad wasn't!
his parents must be crazyshitters
But never too drunk to eat shit.
O an asian shouldnt that shirt say (to drunk to eat shit)
These kinds of tshirts are all over Japan. Go to engrish and you'll see plenty more like this.
He got it for free along with a Texas Rangers World Series Champions T-shirt.
"you give me head ,it makes it worse,take out your fucking retainer,put it in your purse" JELLO!!
that's my boy :D