What the fuck, bro? Why are you taking a picture of me? You wanna... oh fuck. Damn baby you threw up on my new shoes. Fucking shit. Hey bro, can you email me that picture?
That's why I like older chics..... they can keep a load down with a smile
I bet the alcohol wore off and she noticed the guy who's hand she was holding
nothing says hot like vomit sprinkler
never waste drink you silly bitch
Didn't stop him.
Skylerblue leading his victim to the bedroom after slipping her a roofie
skylerblue couldnt hold down two zimas at his own var mitzva
I guess that answers hit "spit or swallow" question.
holy fuck , those pants are so tight you can see his cigarettes , lighter , and his .... o ...never mind thats it
this is the natural reaction to one who encounters a bro
The justine bieber effect.
She saw Skylerblue
She did that same shit when I came in her mouth!
^^that IS skylerblue
She just puked on your sweater dude. Cue that weezer song "..If you want to destroy my sweater"...
thats what happens when you drink with the jagar bomber
they both look lyke dykes xD
she must have just realised that she was dating a nerd
well then doggy style it is
@skylerblue... and you and justin bieber both look like little fudge packers
now!!look at this cracker face,he know this bitch just got done sucking a black dude dick...
good luck getting any tonight
skyler just told his sister/girlfreind tht he's gay.
@h4rdcor3 thers noway thats skyler because that fag is with a girl and we all no skyler is gay
"dude,she's not with me"
I've never tried to hold in a sudden barf bucket. That shit comes out too fast. All you do is manage to spray everything within twenty feet including yourself. It's better just to turn your head and splash a passing taxi or something and keep moving.
The guy looks like he's thinking, "I'm still gonna fuck her anyway."
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