A Kodak Moment
What the fuck, bro? Why are you taking a picture of me? You wanna... oh fuck. Damn baby you threw up on my new shoes. Fucking shit. Hey bro, can you email me that picture?
What the fuck, bro? Why are you taking a picture of me? You wanna... oh fuck. Damn baby you threw up on my new shoes. Fucking shit. Hey bro, can you email me that picture?
The guy looks like he's thinking, "I'm still gonna fuck her anyway."
I've never tried to hold in a sudden barf bucket. That shit comes out too fast. All you do is manage to spray everything within twenty feet including yourself. It's better just to turn your head and splash a passing taxi or something and keep moving.
"dude,she's not with me"