Almost As Good As New

This guy is such a failure in life that he couldn't even kill himself right. The doctors did an amazing job fixing him up, but I'm not sure that he deserved their handy work. If he liked his face so much, he shouldn't have blown it apart.

36 Comments
  • oicu8abullet November 3, 2010

    Put the gun IN your mouth next time.

    +7
  • h4rdcor3 November 3, 2010

    this is mrmexicano after his terrible lawn mower accident

    +2
  • warfighter64 November 3, 2010

    Fkin Arab...he should try a semtex vest next time

    +0
  • atmydismay November 3, 2010

    I want that surgeons number and whereabouts just in case!!

    +7
  • duckduck November 3, 2010

    now that your face is put back together how bout you give your face 2 eyebrows

    +1
  • shadowchaser November 3, 2010

    And they were able to save him??? HOLY SHIT That is the most incredible thing I have ever seen in a long, long time. Because from the wound at the beginning, it looks like sure that he was a goner, entire face literally blown the fuck apart.

    +2
  • spaulding November 3, 2010

    stop fixing people who want to die. We could use less fucktards in this world

    +8
  • wargod November 3, 2010

    Whats the deal with that one long fucking eyebrow hair??????

    +2
  • n0s4a2_420 November 3, 2010

    dumb fuck, ya shoulda jumped off a really big building.........you failure

    +0
  • judasz November 3, 2010

    Little late for Halloween aren't you?

    +1
  • bigtalk November 3, 2010

    he looks pissed yea were all pissed you live too

    -3
  • dirtydog November 3, 2010

    Hey, better luck next time, kid.

    +0
  • strummer1990 November 3, 2010

    Damn we really do have the technology to rebuild him, he even has hair in the part that was gone a few pics ago

    +0
  • wulberdee November 3, 2010

    HE WILL ONLY TRY IT AGAIN,WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi November 3, 2010

    This is the first time I saw them fixing something, rather than destroying it.

    +0
  • skylerblue November 3, 2010

    omg poor thing im glad he made it! :D

    -15
  • ftwbiker November 3, 2010

    ^^^My god can you be any bigger homo?^^^

    +9
  • anrconvert November 3, 2010

    I thought this was yet another pic from Mexico. Then I saw how good the surgeons were, so it's probably in the US.

    +2
  • yeayeayea November 3, 2010

    I'd try to kill myself too if i woke up from a nap and found justine bieber or buttpirateblue sucking my cock.

    +4
  • ftwbiker November 3, 2010

    He looked better with the open wound!

    +1
  • boppalilbit November 3, 2010

    72 virgins *~FAIL~*

    +1
  • ghosthunter November 3, 2010

    I wonder when and If he will try to off himself again.

    +0
  • fire80201 November 3, 2010

    is this "David Blain's" new magic trick?

    +0
  • smutly2 November 3, 2010

    Use a shotgun next time,loser

    -1
  • boredshitless November 4, 2010

    damn pussy cant see nothing but himself what a waste putting him back together

    +0
  • skydiver29 November 4, 2010

    video next time please.

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 4, 2010

    I thought for sure he was going to look like Porky pig.

    +0
  • midger November 4, 2010

    well, god be damned, that bastard cleans up well...

    +3
  • midger November 4, 2010

    aaandd...shit, baby blue...you're either one hell of a troll, or you're one hell of a faggot who lives with his mom.

    +6
  • skylerblue November 4, 2010

    bitch i got my own place so stfu

    -8
  • h4rdcor3 November 4, 2010

    ^^its your boyfriends place.. not yours!

    +6
  • chaos666 November 4, 2010

    i think the last pic was the first

    +0
  • futtbucker2010 November 4, 2010

    hey felchbucketblue... take a lesson from this guy and do us all a favor, take a shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger...

    +1
  • futtbucker2010 November 4, 2010

    oh and notice how you didn't deny you were a faggot after midger's comment... yeah... nuff said

    +3
  • mrbigglesworth November 5, 2010

    Just lay off the pop rocks for a few days...

    +0
  • andy_rulz December 14, 2010

    how the hell does he still have his eye?

    +0
 
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