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posted by Adam H. on 11/7/2010

Get That Ass, Old Timer

This reminds me of one time when I was at Cheetah and there was an old man in his 80's or 90's, that looked like he was pulled off his death bed and brought to the strip club for a little tits and ass before he croaked. At first he was very timid and looked like he was in shock. About an hour later there was some black chick with a big ol' ass, bouncing it all in his face. He was slapping it, actually more like patting it, with both hands and he had the biggest smile on his face. It was one of the funniest and coolest things I've ever seen. I wish I had a picture to remember it by, but seeing this one brings back the sweet memory.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
oicu8abullet
This is why most clubs have doormen.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 12:29 PM

sikamikanico69
all the blood rushing to his pecker will cause a stroke
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 12:29 PM

aryan-rule
he’s concentrating on finishing shitting into his incontinence pad before he makes his move.....
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 12:29 PM

killkenny
Best Viagra ad ever!
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 12:31 PM

spaulding
She’s gonna knock the dust off of it for him.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 1:07 PM

nipplepincher
by the look on her face she just relized she doesnt have to do much to raise the dead
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 1:40 PM

myballsyorchin
thats cool of her... he doesnt have much time left here, probly the best and only thing to happen to him in th past 40 years. he will have that pic in his head on his dying bed and pass with a smile. she is a saint.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 1:43 PM

myballsyorchin
i like the ID wrist band so the bartender knows hes over 21.....hes never felt so young.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 1:49 PM

psycoton
Damn....Bill Clinton really turned old.....but he still got the moves...
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 2:15 PM

u-235
It’s Knoxville dressed up.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 2:30 PM

askyoursister
its not what you think honey... its just my colostomy bag
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 2:52 PM

askyoursister
hey i thought anna nicole smith was dead
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 2:56 PM

mass
old people fuck like the drive ... slow and jerky
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 3:05 PM

silverwolf
see grandpa still treats his granddaughter well,
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 4:53 PM

atmydismay
Now thats a bucketlist!
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 6:07 PM

skylerblue
-18
she prob has daddy issuez
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 7:38 PM

budsrcool
Personally I think you have daddy issues skylerblue. Get off your moms tit already
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 7:52 PM

godbluff
"hold on honey, I got to adjust my hearing aid voltage so my dick will work"
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 7:55 PM

ohwickedwendi
The Make A Wish Foundation has really gone all out, this time.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 8:19 PM

rodeye2
Lowered expectations.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 9:07 PM

rodeye2
First dates are always a little awkward.
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 9:13 PM

flip835
i cant wait for skylers mom to catch him on this site so she can ground him and put a family filter on the comp
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posted on: 11-07-10 @ 11:28 PM

skylerblue
shut up
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 1:35 AM

myballsyorchin
are you fuckin kidding me nice picture you faggot.
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 2:55 AM

villision
Nobody has found where skyler lives yet so we can stop e-thuggin him?
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 6:36 AM

atom
Old man has his Dr. on speed dial for erections lasting longer than 4 hours. Amen
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 8:44 AM

motawena420
TRUE THAT
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 1:54 PM

wargod
Clint Eastwood, out on the town
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 2:16 PM

boredshitless
for that guy sex is like shooting pool with a rope!
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 2:54 PM

island_mon
"Go ahead Pops, I ain’t mad at ya."
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 5:35 PM

yeayeayea
fudgepackerblue: "she prob has daddy issuez " talking shit about your mommy again?
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posted on: 11-08-10 @ 6:44 PM

wulberdee
GO GRANDAD GO, I HOPE I GET THE CHANCE WHEN IM YOUR AGE
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posted on: 11-09-10 @ 4:10 PM

krazyk
Does this party have any Viagra on hand?
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posted on: 11-15-10 @ 5:30 AM

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