The Bionic Hand

Sometimes jacking off goes horribly wrong and you need your wrist rebuilt with artificial tendons and ligaments. Look like our guy will be batting lefty for a few months. Now how about shaving those hands, gorilla man.

26 Comments
  • shadowchaser November 15, 2010

    All right what did I tell you before about playing with the chainsaw while you are high?

    -2
  • duckduck November 15, 2010

    robin williams is now a lefty

    +2
  • buttdarts November 15, 2010

    That's not how you shave fur.

    +0
  • yankeefan34 November 15, 2010

    this is what happens when you watch terminator 2 on meth...

    +1
  • jaton November 15, 2010

    I didn't realise they did re-attachment surgery on chimpanzies

    +2
  • oicu8abullet November 15, 2010

    You're hand should never look like a 7th grade dissection project.

    +0
  • spaulding November 15, 2010

    wolverine wannabe.

    +2
  • wirrdo November 15, 2010

    this is what happens in 2rd world countries when somebody raises their hand with a answer, they forget the fact that their countries leader decides whats true & false. looks like this guy had the wrong answer...

    +0
  • atmydismay November 15, 2010

    This guy WAS a handyman

    +0
  • skylerblue November 15, 2010

    its lyke he jus came out of a saw trap :O

    -33
  • boobles November 15, 2010

    See what too much jerkin' off will do to you, boys?? Tisk tisk....

    +1
  • moldedguppy November 15, 2010

    Here is where they need the fucking sewing machine...

    +4
  • mass November 15, 2010

    wiping your ass is gonna be a bitch now

    +1
  • wulberdee November 15, 2010

    ^^skyler will do it^^

    +4
  • crackerkiller November 15, 2010

    FREDDIE KRUGER RETARDED BROTHER....

    -2
  • yeayeayea November 15, 2010

    Told him not to stick it inside pillowbiterblue's ass.

    +3
  • revharris November 15, 2010

    That was me after getting done with todays user submitted boobs.

    +3
  • boredshitless November 15, 2010

    that had to hurt

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 15, 2010

    Lorana Bobbit must of caught her new bf jerking off.

    +0
  • d90girl November 15, 2010

    I got nothing..

    +0
  • hahaugotown November 16, 2010

    fucking ouch

    +0
  • boppalilbit November 16, 2010

    I bet they canceled his contract on animal planet after his alligator trick went south

    +0
  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    FUCKING SWEET!!! Im gonna look that up in the corrective surgery dictionary!

    +0
  • icecapzone November 16, 2010

    we can rebuild him. we have the technology, but i dont want to spend a lot of money

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 16, 2010

    I'm sure rubbing one out is the last thing on his mind at the current time...but I could be wrong.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 26, 2010

    I think that may scar.

    +0
 
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