Would You Hit It? : Crystal Cleaner

Crystal Cleaner wants to cook you dinner, wash the dishes and clean your house for you. All you have to do is make sweet love to her. Or just bend her over the sink and fuck the shit out of her. As long as your dick meets her vagina, she's ready and willing to make your place spic and span. What do you say, fellas? Are you going to tap that ass, or are you cleaning your own damn house?

54 Comments
  • duckduck November 16, 2010

    Hey Bigtalk, how do you even get all the fat rolls out of the way to fuck a women that gross??

    +3
  • hammerdown November 16, 2010

    Suck your dick and cook you dinner a win win situation if I ever seen one.

    +0
  • white_coward November 16, 2010

    This is your common fat white bitch, They come from a line of cowards and small cocks

    -17
  • warfighter64 November 16, 2010

    I though beastiality wasnt allowed on this site.....

    +7
  • creek November 16, 2010

    Some nigger will fuck it..

    +4
  • spaulding November 16, 2010

    Dude, I can smell her from here.

    +3
  • t0mmy November 16, 2010

    if someone told her to suck her gut in.... you wouldnt even be able to tell the difference

    +2
  • skylerblue November 16, 2010

    NASSSSTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    -39
  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    Skylers mom was just showing us where he/she came from!

    +8
  • creek November 16, 2010

    Faglerblew is really Jay and that other dumbass.

    -10
  • warfighter64 November 16, 2010

    what fucking retard went and used the minus button so much ?? Humourless fucks...i bet you are german

    -3
  • jaton November 16, 2010

    No I most certainly would NOT hit that, but I bet she makes a mean sammich

    +0
  • scdtrd November 16, 2010

    I have low standards.... and I must admit... this is a tad below what I would hit.

    +2
  • captjim November 16, 2010

    I'm going with no this time

    +0
  • island_mon November 16, 2010

    Michelin man's wife. She's got spares too.

    +2
  • icecapzone November 16, 2010

    i'd hit it with a lipo

    +0
  • getfucked November 16, 2010

    I'm cooking dinner but I've just lost my appetite

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 November 16, 2010

    Hit it where?

    +2
  • pizzapie November 16, 2010

    Blacks can have this one too

    +1
  • doc_ock November 16, 2010

    I hit it..... with skyler's face.

    +3
  • boredshitless November 16, 2010

    that would take a gallon of moonshine to hit but i probably would that drunk

    +0
  • killkenny November 16, 2010

    I'd rather make my own sammich, clean my own house, and suck my own cock.

    +11
  • askyoursister November 16, 2010

    put it to you this way... if she has to use more than two fingers to show her clit, i aint touching it.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet November 16, 2010

    I don't know. What's she cooking?

    +0
  • furniture666 November 16, 2010

    i'd hit it... with a couple cans of slim fast

    +0
  • tploss November 16, 2010

    Hell no its a scheme, the bitch is too fat to clean shed bend over fall and then be stuck in your house. I wouldnt break my back try to pick the bitch up dont fall for it boys.

    +1
  • smutly2 November 16, 2010

    Hit it...yea with a truck

    +1
  • yeayeayea November 16, 2010

    god fuck no.

    +0
  • ilikeskipper November 16, 2010

    If hitting it includes barfing on it after getting stinking drunk, I just might.

    +1
  • wargod November 16, 2010

    with sticks, bricks rocks, but no cocks

    +1
  • in_ur_skin November 16, 2010

    looks like she has a set of nuts below her belly.

    +0
  • icyjas November 16, 2010

    I thought I recognized her! She's in pillowbiterblue's avatar picture! In the background! At least we know where the homopansy gets his godawful looks from.

    -1
  • icyjas November 16, 2010

    Nah, I wouldn't hit it. Not even to save my life.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 16, 2010

    I'd hit it with skylerblue, and videotape the aftermath.

    +3
  • wargod November 16, 2010

    +1 Wendi!!

    +1
  • hahaugotown November 16, 2010

    what a fat nasty bitch....

    +0
  • ilikeskipper November 16, 2010

    why you all pickin on Skyler? He's just as cute as Justin B.

    -6
  • ilikeskipper November 16, 2010

    racist crud

    -5
  • bigtalk November 16, 2010

    @dumdum with alot of muscle cuz every time im done fucking a white girl i always jump up and say take that white ppl

    -5
  • buckswheats November 16, 2010

    Chop her up throw her in a refer, haul her around town, feed the animals (damn)

    +0
  • nipplepincher November 17, 2010

    id hit it just to tape it and upload it here! hahaha that would gross all u fuckers out - wouldnt it?

    -1
  • myballsyorchin November 17, 2010

    why does her vag and inner thigh area look like a rhinos ass...wait i know why!

    -1
  • diaztheog November 17, 2010

    id hit it in the head with a pipe....

    +0
  • hgravity November 17, 2010

    Hit what? I don't see any snatch there.

    -1
  • jasonjetski November 17, 2010

    Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.

    +0
  • bronson210 November 17, 2010

    that bitch has more chins than chinatown

    +0
  • havagess November 17, 2010

    If i was a lesbian, that'd make me extremly moist.

    -1
  • hillbillyfreak November 17, 2010

    Slap her thigh and ride the fat waves in yeeeeee hawwwww I would fuck that

    -1
  • ghosthunter November 17, 2010

    Does it come with a bag of flour..

    +0
  • cornolio November 17, 2010

    killkenny----fagtyler will help you out on the last part

    +1
  • pyrat November 18, 2010

    flip through the folds till you smell shit then go back a page

    +0
  • futtbucker2010 November 19, 2010

    gurtman would hit it

    +0
  • herbsonherbs March 3, 2011

    Sex and dinner. Can't beat it.

    +0
  • bigolandy July 15, 2012

    at least she knows where the kitchen is

    +0
 
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