Your Fortune Cookie is Shitty

Talk about tearing the ass out of you. I imagine jamming a fortune cookie up your pooper is going to do some damage. They are kinda sharp and well, they aren't small. Don't for get to say "after sex" when you read your next fortune.

31 Comments
  • cunalingus November 19, 2010

    Thats what girls find when they pull my cock outa my pants!

    +3
  • wargod November 19, 2010

    I need to tape this to my dick and show it to my old lady

    +4
  • warfighter64 November 19, 2010

    Skyler works in a cookie factory??

    +12
  • aryan-rule November 19, 2010

    that fag skyler sticks labels like this on to every glass jar and bottles in his homo house........

    +8
  • hahaugotown November 19, 2010

    so do u use the cookie for wiping your ass?

    +2
  • buttdarts November 19, 2010

    @ wargod. better cut the sides off so it will fit.

    +6
  • yeayeayea November 19, 2010

    cocksuckerblue gets them by the ton.

    +3
  • atmydismay November 19, 2010

    That must cost a fortune

    +2
  • ashhole November 19, 2010

    Let me guess atmydismay, no pun intended? yeah....

    +0
  • oicu8abullet November 19, 2010

    Best fortune I ever got: "All your current plants are going to succeed"

    +2
  • atmydismay November 19, 2010

    ^^ A big pun intended...no pun intended

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 November 19, 2010

    skyler ordered the cream of sumyunguy

    +2
  • mass November 19, 2010

    fuckin asians are at it again

    +1
  • wulberdee November 19, 2010

    LMAO`

    +0
  • ghosthunter November 19, 2010

    Gay gook resturant

    +1
  • blownoutasshol November 19, 2010

    the chinks tried to tell skylerblues dad to blow the load somewhere else. i think he was a load that shoulda been swallowed

    +2
  • bigtalk November 19, 2010

    there food must be hard on the stomach so they give you a suppository shaped as a fortune cookie

    -2
  • icecapzone November 19, 2010

    wouldnt it suck if he ordered noodles and got that

    +0
  • wargod November 19, 2010

    +1 TO BUTTDARTS

    +1
  • u-235 November 19, 2010

    @aryan-rule: The thing is, it would be at his parents house. He'd cry like a little bitch if one of them broke in his ass!

    +1
  • clrz1000 November 19, 2010

    ^^so now its obvious who the nom nom monster is!!!

    and he wears a big one oround his wrist at the gay bay for an I.D. tag....

    +2
  • clrz1000 November 19, 2010

    ^^Around^^

    -1
  • u-235 November 20, 2010

    ^^ Dude, you don't need to correct you're spelling. It's WAY more understandable than skyhomo!

    +2
  • injun November 20, 2010

    Where your cat?

    +0
  • wargod November 20, 2010

    Fail clrz1000-you didn't see the "show it to my old lady" part, did you?

    +1
  • clrz1000 November 20, 2010

    ^^I guess I missed that one??

    I'm kinda hit and miss around here!!

    sorry about that.

    +1
  • tha_ringmaster November 20, 2010

    i'm gonna guess that the printing company mixed up the enama instructions with the fortunes, lol.. damn it!

    +0
  • wargod November 20, 2010

    ^^Sssssssssssalright^^

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2010

    Hey skyler, how DO you get those fortune cookies to fit in your ass, anyway?

    +0
  • mushasmunchies April 13, 2011

    look like a sponge to me

    +0
  • mushasmunchies April 13, 2011

    oh wait now it makes sense

    +0
 
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