Talk about tearing the ass out of you. I imagine jamming a fortune cookie up your pooper is going to do some damage. They are kinda sharp and well, they aren't small. Don't for get to say "after sex" when you read your next fortune.
Thats what girls find when they pull my cock outa my pants!
I need to tape this to my dick and show it to my old lady
Skyler works in a cookie factory??
that fag skyler sticks labels like this on to every glass jar and bottles in his homo house........
so do u use the cookie for wiping your ass?
@ wargod. better cut the sides off so it will fit.
cocksuckerblue gets them by the ton.
That must cost a fortune
Let me guess atmydismay, no pun intended? yeah....
Best fortune I ever got: "All your current plants are going to succeed"
^^ A big pun intended...no pun intended
skyler ordered the cream of sumyunguy
fuckin asians are at it again
Gay gook resturant
the chinks tried to tell skylerblues dad to blow the load somewhere else. i think he was a load that shoulda been swallowed
there food must be hard on the stomach so they give you a suppository shaped as a fortune cookie
wouldnt it suck if he ordered noodles and got that
+1 TO BUTTDARTS
@aryan-rule: The thing is, it would be at his parents house. He'd cry like a little bitch if one of them broke in his ass!
^^so now its obvious who the nom nom monster is!!!
and he wears a big one oround his wrist at the gay bay for an I.D. tag....
^^ Dude, you don't need to correct you're spelling. It's WAY more understandable than skyhomo!
Where your cat?
Fail clrz1000-you didn't see the "show it to my old lady" part, did you?
^^I guess I missed that one??
I'm kinda hit and miss around here!!
sorry about that.
i'm gonna guess that the printing company mixed up the enama instructions with the fortunes, lol.. damn it!
Hey skyler, how DO you get those fortune cookies to fit in your ass, anyway?
look like a sponge to me
oh wait now it makes sense
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....
December 8, 2016 To the mad negger: