Decorate Your Pecker

Condoms suck and coming up with a bunch of different designs for them isn't going to make them any more enjoyable. I know fire and lightning are cool looking themes, but do you really want to think about burning sensations when you're fucking? Or are you going to cum as fast as lightning? I'll stick to pulling out, but thanks anyway.

33 Comments
  • jaton November 23, 2010

    You'd be over in a flash if you wore the lightning one.

    +2
  • duckduck November 23, 2010

    dont make me unsheathe my pecker

    +1
  • addictedtothc November 23, 2010

    Baby I like it Raw!

    +4
  • cunalingus November 23, 2010

    Got Wood?

    +3
  • buttdarts November 23, 2010

    Too bad they didn't have a camo one for Warfighter64

    +0
  • mass November 23, 2010

    whats a "condom" ?

    +7
  • sikamikanico69 November 23, 2010

    do they have one to make my dick look bigger?

    +8
  • gridmunky November 23, 2010

    Are those skylerblue's eyes?

    +6
  • clrz1000 November 23, 2010

    If you have gonorrhea wear the one with flames..

    And if she gets pissed you gave it to her you just say, Hey! Wy else would I be wearing my flamming condom?

    +1
  • clrz1000 November 23, 2010

    was skylerBLEW wearing the wood grain finished rubber when he stuck his dick up that arangutan's ass?

    +1
  • hahaugotown November 23, 2010

    will the one with eyes swallow too?

    +1
  • creepyjeep November 23, 2010

    flaming condoms for fags..... you can't tell me that isn't at the top of skyler's x-mas list

    +3
  • buzzhawg November 23, 2010

    I had metal looking one before but it just made my penis look like a one hitter pipe. Still trying to get over the complex.

    +1
  • yeayeayea November 23, 2010

    Fucking stupid, like cocksuckerblue.

    +6
  • skylerblue November 23, 2010

    those r ugly =/

    -21
  • clrz1000 November 23, 2010

    ^^shut up rubber lips..

    +11
  • wulberdee November 23, 2010

    skylerblue.. are you a tranny?

    +14
  • skylerblue November 23, 2010

    no im not. so dont hit on me

    -20
  • micarone November 23, 2010

    Painted lubbers? Perfect example of vanity... It's like skylerfaggot - knowing that such a things exists doesn't make them more necessary.

    +0
  • icecapzone November 23, 2010

    i would rather listen to tom waits gargle sand paper than read another bitchboyblewme comment

    +5
  • boredshitless November 23, 2010

    at least the wood one is funny

    +3
  • shadowchaser November 23, 2010

    Aw come on Jay! All you are doing is making Skyler hard again. Now he is wishing he could get ass-pounded by a guy wearing one of these.

    +3
  • atmydismay November 23, 2010

    Please tell me they make some with suspenders

    +7
  • bigtalk November 23, 2010

    do they come in wonder woman thats the closest to a threesome i'll ever get

    +0
  • wardo56 November 23, 2010

    who the fuck wants a shit colored condom?

    +0
  • ghosthunter November 23, 2010

    better than catching aids..

    +0
  • killkenny November 23, 2010

    Can't decide on a favorite. A true condom conundrum.

    +1
  • island_mon November 24, 2010

    I like the eye one. I might be to drunk to find the holes by myself one day.

    +0
  • spaulding November 24, 2010

    Camoflauge condoms. Don't let them see you coming.

    +5
  • rodeye2 November 24, 2010

    Do they make a Superman one?

    +0
  • bigbonds November 25, 2010

    ^^don't let them see you cumming.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 26, 2010

    For when your woman wants a little class in the bedroom.

    +0
  • injun November 27, 2010

    I think I have a"pull out" kid or two

    +0
 
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