All He Wanted Was A Little Head

Jay told me this guy got arrested in Miami for trying to pick up a hooker. I say that is some fucking bull shit. If this man wants to pay for pussy, then he should be allowed to. I'm sure it's not too easy to go out and pick up girls when you look like a terrorist who got his head stepped on by an elephant. He should come up with some story about he was saving kids from a burning building and a beam fell on his head or some shit. Saving kids will always get you laid, no matter how fucked up you look.

42 Comments
  • mass November 23, 2010

    got bondo ?

    +3
  • analking November 23, 2010

    After "User Submitted boobs" here we are with "Submit your face".

    Here we have Skylerblue without hat!!!

    +4
  • duckduck November 23, 2010

    ok YOU can put the towel back on your head

    +25
  • gridmunky November 23, 2010

    Typical beaner...only half of a brain

    +8
  • clrz1000 November 23, 2010

    She sucked so hard it caved his head in!

    +7
  • nukemutant November 23, 2010

    He looks like smart guy

    +2
  • tinaroxx November 23, 2010

    That dude needs a reverse mullet....maybe the long on top short in the back will create the illusion of the rest of his skull.

    +4
  • hahaugotown November 23, 2010

    what a real air head

    +1
  • eject_21 November 23, 2010

    Well let's see, he was about 5 foot 10, unibrow, thin whispy beard, and oh yeah, missing the top half of his fucking head.

    +4
  • hammerdown November 23, 2010

    Hey you got a flat

    +2
  • yeayeayea November 23, 2010

    He asked the barber to take just a little off the top. oops.

    +2
  • skylerblue November 23, 2010

    maybe he waz born lyke that o.o

    -30
  • wulberdee November 23, 2010

    ^^dont talk shit^^

    +5
  • villision November 23, 2010

    ^^I guess faggyblue seeing you where born fucking retarded too.^^ But besides that it the real flat top

    +4
  • flip835 November 23, 2010

    i told him not to go to mexico for his labodomy

    +0
  • shadowchaser November 23, 2010

    Wow.....I didn't know Ahmed survived the blast from the US Humvee's M2 Ma Deuce.

    +0
  • icecapzone November 23, 2010

    what a failure terrorist

    +1
  • boredshitless November 23, 2010

    extreme makeover terrorist edition

    +4
  • bigtalk November 23, 2010

    its time to become a hat collector

    +0
  • atmydismay November 23, 2010

    ^^ No way he was born like that there would be no scars, He saw that skylarblue joined CS and let his head bounce off an oncoming train repeatedly

    +6
  • lolumad November 23, 2010

    So this is what people are hiding under there hats..

    +0
  • oicu8abullet November 23, 2010

    This is the guy on the motorcycle that went head on into the truck yesterday.

    +4
  • kyuss November 23, 2010

    I hope he puts it to use, keeping a beer under his hat, shoplifting, etc

    +5
  • dethzombie November 23, 2010

    He'll be great at parties, he can hold the dip.

    +3
  • jewmuffin November 23, 2010

    Hmmm... yeah, boner killer of the day.

    +4
  • injun November 23, 2010

    Mom spit him out standing up!

    +2
  • d90girl November 23, 2010

    Portable drink holder..

    +0
  • reddan November 23, 2010

    take that you fucking terrorist ... .... this is soo out of the question is in it .. lol

    +0
  • smutly2 November 23, 2010

    A new hiding spot for explosives no doubt...

    +0
  • ghosthunter November 23, 2010

    typical fucking liberal...

    +1
  • killkenny November 23, 2010

    Zombies will pass him by.

    +3
  • wargod November 23, 2010

    Linus, all grown up

    +0
  • killtacular November 23, 2010

    SKyler is a fucking retard who can't pay attention to detail. Don't you see the scar on the side of his head? He wasn't born that way, it happened to him..somehow..

    He probably got shot by a sniper and surprised

    +1
  • myballsyorchin November 24, 2010

    Obviously, Achmed failed the I.E.D portion of the Taliban academy.

    +0
  • island_mon November 24, 2010

    I knew a guy who got one of those as a result of a motorcycle accident. Wasn't pretty.

    +0
  • cmwar-15 November 24, 2010

    good place to hide the c-4..

    +0
  • cunalingus November 24, 2010

    I kicked this guys ass a couple years ago... Nice to see he has recovered fairly well.

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 24, 2010

    Now I see why Skyler can't spell and he's a fag.

    +2
  • jasonjetski November 24, 2010

    Look how small his fucking ears are.

    +0
  • rc2james November 25, 2010

    I wonder if he collects water when it rains?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 26, 2010

    I wanna put my coffee cup on his head--is that wrong?

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 26, 2010

    And next week on "WHEN LOBOTOMYS GO BAD"

    +0
 
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