You Bring The Vodka, I'll Bring The Midgets

This is my kind of party right here. A couple midgets on my lap and a bottle of vodka in my hands. The possibilities are endless. Just let the vodka keep flowing and let's see where the night takes us. I guarantee those ladies are looking better and better with every swig.

40 Comments
  • micarone November 24, 2010

    Well, I'll be damned! Michael Jackson seems to be alive and he's back in the 80's... And he's back with the right attitude. It's all about booze and women.

    +9
  • swiis November 24, 2010

    is that MJ?

    +0
  • joseffritzl November 24, 2010

    midgets...legal sex for paedos

    +2
  • jewmuffin November 24, 2010

    Hell yeah. Pimpin'!

    +3
  • hammerdown November 24, 2010

    midgets next best thing to kids

    +2
  • aryan-rule November 24, 2010

    i thought michael jackson had snuffed it? and as it is him these can't be midgets....just ugly kids

    +4
  • captjim November 24, 2010

    Now there's a good time!

    +1
  • wulberdee November 24, 2010

    this is a "BAD" picture of Mr Jackson

    +0
  • killkenny November 24, 2010

    Considering body weight to alcohol consumption, midgets are pretty cheap dates.

    +10
  • cunalingus November 24, 2010

    This ended up as a 'Snuf' film by the end of the night.

    +5
  • eject_21 November 24, 2010

    If you choke a smurf, what color does she turn ??

    +1
  • icecapzone November 24, 2010

    midgets scare the shit out of me

    +2
  • skylerblue November 24, 2010

    omg dat look lyke early michael jackson. rip to tha king of pop :(

    -30
  • creepyjeep November 24, 2010

    so that's how he got started down the road of pedoism

    +1
  • mass November 24, 2010

    not the 2 for 1 deal i was expecting

    +0
  • mass November 24, 2010

    these hookers better be half price

    +1
  • rockinron November 24, 2010

    micheal jacksons hell.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet November 24, 2010

    After half a bottle of 151 midgets look just like little kids.

    +0
  • island_mon November 24, 2010

    Even though apparently of age, Micheal still liked them small even then.

    +0
  • atmydismay November 24, 2010

    With friends like that id love to see his enemys

    -1
  • pinkdildo November 24, 2010

    they have some muscular legs.

    +0
  • island_mon November 24, 2010

    ^^^ It's a lot more work when you have to climb and reach for everything. The little limbs develop the Arnold syndrome.

    +0
  • showmeurtits November 24, 2010

    Those are some hot "little" bitches!

    +1
  • yeayeayea November 24, 2010

    All negs by cocksuckerblue fixed and a nice -1 for the dumb fuck. FUCK YOUUUU!!!!

    +5
  • tat2d_soldier November 24, 2010

    michael jackson fucked midgets too?

    +0
  • boredshitless November 24, 2010

    got himself a THRILLER now!!!

    +0
  • wargod November 24, 2010

    I'd do the brunette....just saying

    +0
  • buttdarts November 25, 2010

    I got nothing

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 25, 2010

    Vodka makes you a evil little troll.

    +2
  • rareranking November 25, 2010

    Wakeing up to this would make me stop drinking, But i would still bone the carap out of bothem before i callem a cab...

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth November 25, 2010

    Hey, is that Michael Jack... Never mind.

    +0
  • banskyler November 25, 2010

    A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! REPLYING TO SKYLERBLUE MAY RESULT IN BEING TROLLED!! PLEASE PEOPLE HE MAY HAVE HOMEWORK!!

    +3
  • bigtalk November 25, 2010

    this is early mike when he still was fighting the demons with liquor and little white woman then he met webster and the rest is history

    +0
  • krazyk November 25, 2010

    Is that Micheal Jackson? lol

    +1
  • skylerfagblows November 25, 2010

    i made it on to CS finally. yayy for me

    +4
  • sscars November 25, 2010

    ^^^ dude get a life

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 26, 2010

    Michael said it was "magical".

    +0
  • n306 November 27, 2010

    did Micheal do a line off her foot then start swigging his drink????

    +0
  • u-235 November 28, 2010

    I think the midget girl in Jackass 3D is hotter!

    +0
  • voicebanger December 16, 2010

    oh wow Micheal, so this is how it started out

    +0
 
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