Apparently this guy grabbed hold of a 17,000 Volt wire and fried the fuck out of his hand. That's one of those decisions you instantly regret making. It's better than pissing on it though.
should of wore an "Ove Glove"
mmmhh deep fried hand
He won't be playing the piano anytime soon
unless this cunt is ambidextrous his fappin days are over........
Suddenly, I have a craving for a tuna melt.
finger licken good
i can only imagine what was going through his mind......"hmmm. the sign says do not touch, shock hazard. i choose not to understand what that means"
"hey billybob look at all that copper wire up thar im gonna get me suma dat!" clems last words
I guess he wont be wankin with the old trusty right anymore.
Do they come with chocolate on?
Did they fine him $200 too?
better off staying away from that nasty pussy hes been fingering
Ma told him not to stick his finger in the light socket
Well, jacking off is out of question now..
LOOKS LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON HAND.. DECOMPOSING. SORRY THAT WAS "BAD"
bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzttt!!!! do it again dumbass!!!
By the looks of the cold stainless steel pan he's dead.
I hate it when the toilet-paper shreds and my fingers get through...
Yep his new nick name is now stubby.
im surprice it wasnt a dick knowing crazyshit ... thank god
No whacking the pecker for you old man.
i now have a phobea of fences