Now this is a holiday meal I can be thankful for. Before I eat, I'll have to insert my meat thermometer to make sure it's warm enough. Then it's time for me to add my special sauce.
+1 for Adams comments!
-1 cuz ya took the good ones already. lulz!
-1 for being a suck pump ^^^
+1 to kenny for not saying something fucking stupid like "First Bitches"
well. time to dig in
uh ... can I get this to go
^@buttdarts- I did NOT give you that minus 1. But I should have! :)
Dibs on those awesome breasts!!
^^^ that's ok. I gave you one. :)
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i will have the tail and some breast meat please!! and dont fuckin bogart the ranberrys!!
I don't fuck food but I'll make an exception here.
Excuse me while I baste my meat.
that's one turkey i wouldn't mind shoving my hand up it's ass
And to think my mother used to tell me not to play with my food.
time for some stuffing!
Do you call this leftovers or sloppy seconds?
mmmmm rump roast
Yum...a pig picken
thered be no leftovers here, id suck the plate clean !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BET SHES BEEN WELL OILED
Fuck the food. Litterly
honey or smokin? Both!!!
I'll take two platters of that please.
You need your mutherfuckin ball shorts on to eat THAT platter.....
Yummy yum yum i would i would
If i was the king of England, this is what i would demand for christmas dinned.
100% white meat turkey!
Dinner and desert.
i would start with the brest and make my way to the legs and for desert cherry pie
I would love to stuff her with my gibblets!
Best meal of the day.
I would eat her all up