Give The Man A Hand, Or Two

I don't know what went down here, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't be grabbing that fence or the car battery. My man here won't be grabbing anything. Ever. That sure sucks for him, but the photographer took a damn fine picture. Nice work by everybody.

41 Comments
  • joseffritzl December 1, 2010

    he's lucky he didnt piss on it

    +7
  • pasher71 December 1, 2010

    holy hell!! the Olympics have gotten better!

    +1
  • wargod December 1, 2010

    This is an illustration from the book, "Curious George Meets The Electric Fence"

    +3
  • chupamiverga December 1, 2010

    The dude dropped his water bottle.... WTF?

    +0
  • injun December 1, 2010

    ever consider soccer?

    +1
  • jaton December 1, 2010

    No more fapping for him then

    +0
  • fc420 December 1, 2010

    He now goes by the name stumpy

    +0
  • mass December 1, 2010

    ... thats alright , he was probably going to steal something anyway

    +4
  • gridmunky December 1, 2010

    When I said "jump" the fence, I didn't mean like that!

    +2
  • killtacular December 1, 2010

    likes like the possible aftermath of a bombing or something. I don't think an electric fence has the ability to blow off your hands. Electricity travels through your body and out through your feet when you grab hold of an electrified fence. And most fences are not powerful enough to do this kind of damage.

    +2
  • zoeyarmy December 1, 2010

    No burn marks, bones are cut off rather evenly. looks like a Goddamn fake to meh. Goddamn third world attention whores...

    +4
  • atmydismay December 1, 2010

    I guess his team lost

    +0
  • dboig December 1, 2010

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmn!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • rockinron December 1, 2010

    looks like the two hand toss got off to a bad start at the 2010 summer olympics his year!!

    +0
  • 2bit December 1, 2010

    He was suppose to cut the GREEN WIRE!

    +2
  • boredshitless December 1, 2010

    the other way to get fried!

    +0
  • mylarjorgen December 1, 2010

    The new anti-handball soccer ball seems to be working well

    +0
  • spinal-tap December 1, 2010

    Damn is soccer worth killing your life over.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 1, 2010

    I think it's safe to say that Andre didn't pass that class in wiring.

    +2
  • bigtalk December 1, 2010

    great now his friends have to go into the long explanation of why they call him lucky

    +0
  • tha_ringmaster December 1, 2010

    hands off to this poor soul, one can only wonder how the fuck could this have happened??????

    +0
  • icecapzone December 1, 2010

    now fisting will be easy

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 1, 2010

    no jerking off for him.

    +1
  • island_mon December 1, 2010

    hu?

    +0
  • killtacular December 1, 2010

    Oh, hey, anyone else think he looks a tad bit like Obama?

    +1
  • d90girl December 1, 2010

    I wish it was him, lol

    +2
  • blownoutasshol December 1, 2010

    look... no hands

    +3
  • ghosthunter December 1, 2010

    Thats how you keep a deaf mute quiet.

    +2
  • bucknuts December 1, 2010

    GIVE THA MAN A HAND!!!!!

    -1
  • oicu8abullet December 1, 2010

    I'd say he failed his final exam for the bomb squad.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 2, 2010

    Also, this is what instant regret looks like.

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 2, 2010

    The cops are confussed of how the cuffs are going to stay on.

    +4
  • ninersfan2010 December 2, 2010

    Aaand boom goes the dynamite!

    +0
  • cunalingus December 2, 2010

    I told you not to fuck with the Tiger!!!!

    +1
  • shaggytwisty December 2, 2010

    Look at the lady behind him hahahahaha puking in 3...2...1..

    +3
  • cellule December 2, 2010

    I rather use my Fluke tester. To each his own.

    +0
  • silverwolf December 2, 2010

    i like the look on his face...like "where the fuck did my hands go"

    +1
  • wulberdee December 2, 2010

    ive got socks like that

    +0
  • okjames December 4, 2010

    BUTTER FINGERS

    +0
  • wilmas310 December 9, 2010

    is that a new border fence?!!!!

    +1
  • pttb66 May 15, 2011

    who is your mother?

    +0
 
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