Running Over a Mattress Will Fuck Shit Up

Have you ever wonder what it would do to your car if you ran over a mattress? I guess the idea that you might just bounce off the ground is out of the question. Looks like it will just fuck your shit up. Bonus for I think all these guys are in the witness protection program.

32 Comments
  • pasher71 December 4, 2010

    they are gonna need a new Cletus fork.no more shortcuts through the mattress factory.

    -2
  • rockinron December 4, 2010

    looks like my dick when i miss a beat and it pops outta the old lady at full speed!!

    +0
  • jesse69 December 4, 2010

    I'd hate to be the one to have to clean that off the driveshaft! Had to be a woman...

    +0
  • futtbucker2010 December 4, 2010

    where is a reggin to do the work...

    +0
  • magnumjack December 4, 2010

    wrap a couple of plastic bags over someones exhaust line, will smell like burn shit for a couple of weeks everytime he drives around and wont be able to take it off

    +2
  • jaton December 4, 2010

    See if it was a memory foam mattress then that wouldn’t have happened.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot December 4, 2010

    Well there's your problem...

    +3
  • mrratty December 4, 2010

    "Bonus for I think all these guys are in the witness protection program."

    I think its now called the dumbshit protection program!!

    +1
  • oicu8abullet December 4, 2010

    Asshole owes me a mattress.

    +2
  • smak December 4, 2010

    Its a good thing they blacked out their eyes we might have recognized them.

    +2
  • spaulding December 4, 2010

    See the drivers face? He's all wound up.

    +1
  • rodgtard December 4, 2010

    Its done ate the pinion seal out of the rear end. how in the fuck do you do you wad a mattress up on a driveshaft? jesse called it right. It had to be a women.

    -1
  • d90girl December 4, 2010

    some homeless guy is gonna be pissed..

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi December 4, 2010

    I would hate to be the guy who had to take that shit off the undercarriage of that car.

    +1
  • boredshitless December 4, 2010

    hell nothing to it... fire up a cutting torch and go to town on it! still a co-incidence from hell though!

    +1
  • sicasso December 4, 2010

    Thier lookin at it like somebody was sleeping on it when ran over !!!

    +1
  • dustman December 4, 2010

    omg i saw this before! it was some woman driver, ran over the mattress, didnt think anything of it, and the springs coiled around her drivetrain... fuckin women drivers

    +0
  • blownoutasshol December 4, 2010

    will never get ur car fixed in the ghetto again

    +0
  • mreynolds085 December 4, 2010

    what a cluster fuck that is

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 5, 2010

    How does someone NOT notice a mattress stuck under their car??

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 5, 2010

    Must be government workers,one to run the wire cutters and the rest to supervise.

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 5, 2010

    That was a down mattress,I use to throw my ol'lady down on it.

    +0
  • marsape December 5, 2010

    bed down boys it's going to be a long day

    +0
  • tha_ringmaster December 5, 2010

    i wouldn't mind being the guy to fix this, the driver sure as hell'd get a "you're a fucking retard" fee on the bill. {btw, i for at least 1, am glad you know who is gone, CS is finally back to normal! :D}

    +0
  • flip835 December 5, 2010

    thats a $500 trouble shooting fee

    +0
  • bucknuts December 5, 2010

    Fuck the truck, i want the mattress back togeather.,.,.,.

    +0
  • crazypoopz December 5, 2010

    just drive it backwards and unwind it

    +1
  • wulberdee December 5, 2010

    thats fucked that up then

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 6, 2010

    a new AC/DC album cover.

    +0
  • useful_idiot December 7, 2010

    I could see Jay doing something like that! :)

    +0
  • joecommonsense December 7, 2010

    thanks for the heads up

    +0
  • deadbeat December 7, 2010

    And just why wont my warranty cover this????

    +0
 
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