Moons Over My Hammy?

What the fuck lady? I'm sitting here in Denny's, which I hate in the first place, and I'm about to eat my runny ass eggs. I look over, and you got your big has old titties out. Now my bacon doesn't look so good.

29 Comments
  • rockinron December 4, 2010

    yes i will have 2 of those over easy,do you have them in a younger version though? oh and coffee, thanks so much.

    +1
  • jesse69 December 4, 2010

    Damn...I could have done without that one.

    +0
  • atmydismay December 4, 2010

    Well she already has the flapjacks, so maybe the omelet will do

    +7
  • pasher71 December 4, 2010

    see gramps in the back with the face palm?

    +1
  • sirfartsalot December 4, 2010

    Gravity is a bitch.

    +0
  • smak December 4, 2010

    Dont look now Grannies got her boobs out!

    +1
  • spaulding December 4, 2010

    That's the waitress I get everytime. She sounds like a frog, and she keeps calling me hun! That shit's nastier than the food.

    +0
  • mass December 4, 2010

    when she spins around they make a whooosh sound

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 4, 2010

    That reminds me, I'll have 2 slices of ham too.

    +0
  • rodgtard December 4, 2010

    Id spooge on them

    +0
  • d90girl December 4, 2010

    Only eat @ Dennys when heavily intoxicated ! That way you don't have to remember what you ate or saw for that matter..bwahahahaha

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi December 4, 2010

    She's trying to be perky in Perkins.

    +0
  • boredshitless December 4, 2010

    damn not too shabby for an old Ginger they usually got those silver dollar pancake tits w/ no nipples

    +0
  • honkie365 December 4, 2010

    A case of extreme 'pocket titties'..

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth December 4, 2010

    Still stuck in Woodstock...

    +3
  • nogo December 4, 2010

    make fun of her now, but when she's serving you at waffle house, ah hell you'll still laugh and you'll ask to see 'em in person

    +0
  • smutly2 December 4, 2010

    Heh...tits,those are udders

    +1
  • allencrosby December 5, 2010

    fap fap fap?

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 5, 2010

    And the sausage is in her pants.

    +0
  • atom December 5, 2010

    What happens at Denny's STAYS at Denny's. Amen

    +0
  • t0mmy December 5, 2010

    they look like some of the user submitted boobs on here

    +1
  • tha_ringmaster December 5, 2010

    wendi got it, this fuckin' place is definately a perkin's, i wouldn't be surprised if this shit went down right here in town!

    +0
  • clrz1000 December 5, 2010

    I'd at least give them a squeeze.

    +0
  • bucknuts December 5, 2010

    Breastfeeding from those bad boys will get you a taste for buttermilk.,.,.,.,.

    +1
  • griffin808 December 5, 2010

    grannie boobs!!!

    +0
  • wulberdee December 5, 2010

    get your tits out for the boys.

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 5, 2010

    @theloonman,lmao

    +0
  • bronson210 December 6, 2010

    ugh gross bitch, no chichis christ!

    +0
  • bubenik99 December 7, 2010

    some ketchup?

    +0
 
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