He may be dead, but at least he left doing something he loved. Stroking his hard dick. If only he could have just got that last nut off, he would have gone with a smile on his face.
as far as this life goes, he just beat it.
Soooo!?!? Thats what my dad said about stroking the bone.
That takes the term beef jerky to a whole new level
That's the way to go. Dick in hand with dirty thoughts.
Pumping the petrified penis.
he tried to rub one last one out before he died.......
Damn! somebody played a hell of a joke on King Tut.
Bones with a Boner........only on CrazyShit
i am completely without words on this one. well, except for those... and those, and these.
Coming & going all @ once....
What in the hell did they dig up Michael Jackson for?
his mom warned him this would happen!!
i sleep like that
Im never taking shrooms again
My guess is that is one valuable corpse. In most cases women cant fuck a dead man.
^^slip them a roofie and they will fuck anything... even you!
Aaaaaaah but did he go blind from it though ????
At first I thought it was a tree.
Viagra works even after your dead..
Now there's a dedicated masturbater.
I thought blood pressure keeping the cock erect would go away after death, leaving the member limp again. But the human body is amazing isn't it?
zombie porn!!! glad to see the crypt keeper is still working.
I was thinking of donating my body to science, but not if they're going to do shit like this to my carcass.
Must..finish..fire.. getting.. closer
Ain't friction a bitch? Should've used some lube.
Well--we all know what HE was doing when he died.
The Dick of Death
so thats what they mean by if a erection last longer than four hours
that is nasty
I would love to see the real report on that photo.
AWW come on guys who put the home alone movie in michel jacksons casket?
Looks like he went through a chipper.....Awesome
thats how you cum in the after life.
how the fuck did this happen
Finally! Someone with a shorter penis than mine!