Dead Men Don't Stroke Off

He may be dead, but at least he left doing something he loved. Stroking his hard dick. If only he could have just got that last nut off, he would have gone with a smile on his face.

39 Comments
  • spaulding December 7, 2010

    as far as this life goes, he just beat it.

    +4
  • dirtysanchez69 December 7, 2010

    Soooo!?!? Thats what my dad said about stroking the bone.

    +0
  • wargod December 7, 2010

    That takes the term beef jerky to a whole new level

    +1
  • jesse69 December 7, 2010

    That's the way to go. Dick in hand with dirty thoughts.

    +0
  • killkenny December 7, 2010

    Pumping the petrified penis.

    +2
  • n0s4a2_420 December 7, 2010

    he tried to rub one last one out before he died.......

    +0
  • island_mon December 7, 2010

    Damn! somebody played a hell of a joke on King Tut.

    +1
  • bucknuts December 7, 2010

    Bones with a Boner........only on CrazyShit

    +1
  • tha_ringmaster December 7, 2010

    i am completely without words on this one. well, except for those... and those, and these.

    +0
  • d90girl December 7, 2010

    Coming & going all @ once....

    +2
  • boredshitless December 7, 2010

    What in the hell did they dig up Michael Jackson for?

    +1
  • rockinron December 7, 2010

    his mom warned him this would happen!!

    +1
  • damnraw December 7, 2010

    i sleep like that

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 7, 2010

    Im never taking shrooms again

    +2
  • badbiddy December 7, 2010

    My guess is that is one valuable corpse. In most cases women cant fuck a dead man.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 7, 2010

    ^^slip them a roofie and they will fuck anything... even you!

    +0
  • d90girl December 7, 2010

    ROFLMAO !!!!!!

    -1
  • marcodufour December 7, 2010

    Aaaaaaah but did he go blind from it though ????

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 7, 2010

    At first I thought it was a tree.

    Viagra works even after your dead..

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 7, 2010

    Now there's a dedicated masturbater.

    +1
  • shadowchaser December 7, 2010

    I thought blood pressure keeping the cock erect would go away after death, leaving the member limp again. But the human body is amazing isn't it?

    +0
  • pasher71 December 7, 2010

    zombie porn!!! glad to see the crypt keeper is still working.

    +2
  • anrconvert December 7, 2010

    I was thinking of donating my body to science, but not if they're going to do shit like this to my carcass.

    +1
  • golum December 7, 2010

    Must..finish..fire.. getting.. closer

    +2
  • yeayeayea December 7, 2010

    Ain't friction a bitch? Should've used some lube.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 7, 2010

    Well--we all know what HE was doing when he died.

    -4
  • atmydismay December 7, 2010

    FAKE!!

    -2
  • wardo56 December 7, 2010

    The Dick of Death

    +0
  • bigtalk December 7, 2010

    so thats what they mean by if a erection last longer than four hours

    +2
  • pinkdildo December 7, 2010

    that is nasty

    +0
  • 2bit December 7, 2010

    I would love to see the real report on that photo.

    +0
  • jgod December 8, 2010

    AWW come on guys who put the home alone movie in michel jacksons casket?

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth December 8, 2010

    Deadwood.

    +1
  • twiztidbutafly December 8, 2010

    Looks like he went through a chipper.....Awesome

    +1
  • miked December 8, 2010

    thats how you cum in the after life.

    +0
  • wulberdee December 8, 2010

    SICK SHIT.

    +0
  • zahnfee December 8, 2010

    REPOST !!!

    +1
  • hail2redskins December 12, 2010

    how the fuck did this happen

    +0
  • harly9 June 28, 2015

    Finally! Someone with a shorter penis than mine!

    +0
 
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