Passed Out Pussy Prank

At first I thought, what a dumb way to fuck with your passed out friend. Why would he be upset about a fine looking pussy hovering just inches above his face. Then I realised that it does suck. You show him the picture and it's like, "Look at what you missed out on, sucker. You could have had yourself a nice big whiff of this clam, and even shot a tongue dart at it, but no, you had to pass out." I'd say, "Fuck! Just give me the picture and let me go jack off."

35 Comments
  • killkenny December 8, 2010

    Dark meat has a smell all of it's own.

    +8
  • atmydismay December 8, 2010

    If he only knew his wet dream was actually right there in front of him!

    +8
  • ninersfan2010 December 8, 2010

    i could think of worse ways to wake up

    +4
  • spaulding December 8, 2010

    It's just a dream. That lame could never get pussy like that.

    +4
  • duckduck December 8, 2010

    be thankful your not in russia dude or your friends night-crawler would be making its way towards your mouth

    +7
  • n0s4a2_420 December 8, 2010

    it's probably got a dick...

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 December 8, 2010

    smells like fish, tastes like chicken... thats the place you stick your dick in

    +8
  • boredshitless December 8, 2010

    one pic to explain both lucky and unlucky

    +3
  • miked December 8, 2010

    be cool if he woke up and bit her pussy so hard she needed seven hundred stitches

    +0
  • wargod December 8, 2010

    He woke up to the smell of watermelon

    +1
  • miked December 8, 2010

    and pork rinds^^^^

    +1
  • rockinron December 8, 2010

    with a side of fried chicken.

    +3
  • wirrdo December 8, 2010

    he didn't pass out, he got knockd out by the stench of that rancid hole...

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 8, 2010

    I bet he's smelling failure right now.

    +2
  • wulberdee December 8, 2010

    THEY MUST OF RAN OUT OF SMELLING SALTS

    +3
  • fuck-u December 8, 2010

    I'd fuck that as long as she don't got any STDs

    -3
  • 2bit December 8, 2010

    it may look great, but shes probably ripping ass at that moment.

    +2
  • pasher71 December 8, 2010

    his boyfriend is gonna be sooooo pissed!!

    +3
  • tha_ringmaster December 8, 2010

    there's gotta be something goin' on here we just can't see in the pic, and what ever happened to the good ol' fashioned sharpie makeover???

    -1
  • 2indastink December 8, 2010

    is that cartman as the coon ?

    +2
  • oicu8abullet December 8, 2010

    Wake up. Time for breakfast.

    -1
  • bigtalk December 8, 2010

    lips on lips

    -1
  • island_mon December 8, 2010

    I wouldn't mind opening my eyes to that. Beats the morning show with that ugly bug eyed fucker from that New York morning show.

    +1
  • island_mon December 8, 2010

    He's probably dreaming he's on a beach somewhere cutting bait.

    +6
  • crackerkiller December 8, 2010

    a crackers wet dream..

    -4
  • sirfartsalot December 8, 2010

    Her balls are HUGE!

    +1
  • yeayeayea December 8, 2010

    om nom nom zzzzzzz nom nom zzzzzz nom nom nom zzzzzzz

    +2
  • drtyrell December 8, 2010

    Dinner is served.

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 8, 2010

    Is that what you call getting V Baged.. count me in.

    +1
  • d90girl December 8, 2010

    nice pillow....or is that the dogbed !!??

    +0
  • sactownryder December 8, 2010

    ASHEY LARRY STRIKES AGAIN

    +0
  • fc420 December 9, 2010

    This is a fuckin set up if I ever saw one.......

    +0
  • shaggytwisty December 9, 2010

    The fried chicken must have been on the shelf above the couch

    +1
  • slippy December 9, 2010

    LMAO @ Island Mon... "cutting bait" funny fucking shit right there brotha!

    +1
  • n306 December 23, 2010

    now thats an ashey elbow

    +0
 
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