Crunchy Crispy Corpses

Look at these crispy corpses here. I wonder if they would shatter if you gave them a good kick. The first one looks like it could be a victim of The Ice Truck Killer when he was just starting out and developing his technique. The second one just like he's covered in shit, puke and snot. Or maybe they're zombies.

28 Comments
  • sirfartsalot December 10, 2010

    Number two looks like he was just pushed out an anus. I bet he smells like shit too.

    +1
  • spaulding December 10, 2010

    It's a paper mach`ete people art museun officer I swear.

    +2
  • agony December 10, 2010

    SCONES ANY 1

    +0
  • jesse69 December 10, 2010

    Rubber band balls?

    +1
  • atmydismay December 10, 2010

    One of them could moonlight as a gingerbread man for the holidays

    +4
  • n0s4a2_420 December 10, 2010

    it's jimmy hoffa.........

    +0
  • slippy December 10, 2010

    #2 looks like he has had enough & is leaving

    +0
  • shaggytwisty December 10, 2010

    Sure looks like he got kicked in the balls

    +0
  • buzzhawg December 10, 2010

    Looks like Thunderfag after a night of deep anal diving with his buddies. Look Ma! No snorkel!

    +0
  • rockinron December 10, 2010

    looks like adam and tim after 5 more years at the crazshit office.

    +1
  • nightman December 10, 2010

    wonder what kind of wine goes wth that cheese

    +1
  • 2bit December 10, 2010

    1st one had a nice set of tits

    +0
  • cmwar-15 December 10, 2010

    the ice truck killer lolol...dexter is fucking awesome

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 10, 2010

    I don't think even 2indastink would hit those...

    +0
  • shadowchaser December 10, 2010

    Incan mummified children...Brought down from the top of the the tallest mountains. They were sacrificial victims, made to kneel down, then killed by an axe to the head. They stayed there for over 700 years. Think about it, when the Europeans came to the Americas, they did not cause "genocide", they merely replaced one violent culture with another violent one. Nothing changed.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet December 10, 2010

    The second one at least seems to be in high spirits about the whole thing.

    +0
  • island_mon December 10, 2010

    The second one almost seems to be smiling, kinda like he's watching a good movie/game or something before someone took off with his flat screen.

    +1
  • island_mon December 10, 2010

    Good point shadowchaser...^5

    +1
  • fetuswithaids December 10, 2010

    Freddy Kruger aint got shit on these two.

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 10, 2010

    he is smiling though

    +0
  • bigtalk December 10, 2010

    sell them as art some dumbass will buy them

    +2
  • boredshitless December 10, 2010

    true^^ there's some rich fucker just waitin on ebay to spend a few mill for them!

    +0
  • u-235 December 11, 2010

    Good zombie movie prop!

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 12, 2010

    Zombie props is right they look fake.. scarey thou

    +0
  • b-money December 12, 2010

    HAHA! I get it.. Dexter. Badass show.

    +0
  • lisontan December 13, 2010

    cool~~~

    +0
  • netloveschris December 19, 2012

    What the FUCK happened here?

    +0
  • l25 October 30, 2013

    This rotten shit stinks brutal!

    +0
 
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