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posted by Adam H. on 12/17/2010

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Jesus has been a good boy this year, so his pops decided to let him open his birthday present a week early. It's exactly what he wanted too. A crucifix skateboard, so he can shred the streets and preach his holy message to all his peeps. John, Peter and the other apostles are quite envious, but you know the J-Man is going to let them ride.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
spaulding
Now kickflip to 5-0 satans handrail!
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 11:44 AM

shaggytwisty
Its buddy christ
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 11:44 AM

dougiestyle
That’s the gayest skate board I’ve ever seen...
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 11:45 AM

mass
with all the people floating around in heaven there probably isnt any good places to skate
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 11:54 AM

tat2d_soldier
vert to Christ air
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 12:23 PM

oicu8abullet
Jesus stole my bicycle.
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 1:25 PM

u-235
I’d like to see his reaction when Chris Pointus pops out of the ground.
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 1:47 PM

bucknuts
Just hang on, ST Peter will around on Rollerblades in a sec......
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 2:08 PM

sactownryder
SOMEONE SHOULD TRIP HIM, AND NAIL HIM BACK DOWN!
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 2:58 PM

u-235
^^ upside down!
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 3:21 PM

boredshitless
vegas run out of impersonators?
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 4:06 PM

cornolio
let’s throw some gravel and watch the fun
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 4:34 PM

crackerkiller
COME ON NA WE ALL KNOW JESUS WAS BLACK....
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 5:19 PM

rockinron
thats one way to escape from ponches pilot
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 6:26 PM

tinaroxx
He never went pro because miracles are considered cheating.
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 6:41 PM

ohwickedwendi
Holy Jesus on a skateboard, Batman!
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 7:15 PM

atmydismay
Hes about to CROSS the line!
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 7:53 PM

bigtalk
when is he going to manual over water
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posted on: 12-17-10 @ 9:14 PM

misfit_88
ya gotta love that jeebus dude, he is just so hardcore im going to vomit! i wonder what the next trick gonna be?
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posted on: 12-18-10 @ 1:37 AM

wulberdee
WHAT A PILE OF PISS
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posted on: 12-18-10 @ 3:23 PM

siko666
Looks likes over the crucifixction. Im going to hell for that bit.
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posted on: 12-19-10 @ 2:49 AM

siko666
I meant "Looks like he is over the crucifixtion." Man !! I gotta stop posting drunk so i can freggin spell.
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posted on: 12-19-10 @ 2:01 PM

darthscrib
he should quit fuckin around on the skateboard and kill more niggers!
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posted on: 12-19-10 @ 4:21 PM

icyjas
^Let crackerkiller be the first
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 3:39 PM

feedemfish
Fine! I’ll say it....Holy roller!
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posted on: 05-20-11 @ 4:47 AM

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