Alex, I'm going with "What is WTF?" You would be correct if this was a Jeopardy answer/question thing. What the fuck is going on here. As far as I can tell, you will draw some eyes on your friend's ass. Then cook up some eggs with hot dogs. Draw some eyes on them. Then rub the hot dog in the eggs for a bit. Then find your buddy and cuddle. Sounds like a nice rainy Sunday morning.