Do Not Insert Into Penis

All right, so if I can't insert these in my penis, then what the hell am I suppose to do with them? I mean, just look at them sitting there all sexy like, taunting my piss hole. "You know you want me inside you", they beckon me. Fuck it. I've never been one to follow rules anyway. This is going to be awesome!

27 Comments
  • ljay December 20, 2010

    Why are these instructions in English?

    +6
  • spaulding December 20, 2010

    ah go screw yourself.

    +11
  • 2indastink December 20, 2010

    GAY!!!!

    +0
  • gridmunky December 20, 2010

    ^^^ are you finally coming out of the closet?

    +5
  • killkenny December 20, 2010

    That's just screwy. Screw that. Ya gotta be screwed up to do that.

    +4
  • atmydismay December 20, 2010

    Ahh man to late i shoved the small one in and it got lost

    -1
  • oicu8abullet December 20, 2010

    I thought that's why they come in different sizes. So you can gauge out your pee hole.

    +3
  • bulldognuts December 20, 2010

    Apparently the manufacturers are fans of crazyshit.

    +9
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    Oh, for the love of God...WHY??

    -2
  • wulberdee December 20, 2010

    I DIDNT KNOW YOU GOT SCREWDRIVERS FOR GAYS.

    -1
  • pasher71 December 20, 2010

    that's just the starter kit. get the pro combo makita 18v. on sale now.

    +7
  • bucknuts December 20, 2010

    Looks like sound advice to me,.,.,.,.

    +1
  • reddan December 20, 2010

    stop giving ideas to people like 2indastink

    +0
  • rockinron December 20, 2010

    wont catch anyone at that company saying go screw yourself.

    -4
  • bigtalk December 20, 2010

    hate to work behind the counter at that stores return line

    -1
  • pinkdildo December 20, 2010

    thats one way to tell if made in china.

    +0
  • boredshitless December 20, 2010

    good one bulldog

    -1
  • sirfartsalot December 20, 2010

    The sad thing is. If that pic is on there product you know some idiot rammed one up his pee hole and sued for money and won.

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 20, 2010

    Well can I shove them up your ass then,

    +0
  • wargod December 20, 2010

    Those are instructions that I plan to follow to the letter

    +2
  • rodeye2 December 20, 2010

    But the ball sack is O.K.

    +0
  • kingkongdong December 21, 2010

    In Adam's toolbox.

    +0
  • 2bit December 21, 2010

    Now they tell me.

    +0
  • u-235 December 21, 2010

    Small screwdriver set for a small cock! Where is it made.........

    +0
  • lameristotel December 21, 2010

    Fake

    -1
  • misfit_88 December 22, 2010

    if you were dumb enough to do it, well you deserve to have it fall off anyway......

    +0
  • catsyvixen December 31, 2010

    i thought dicks were exit onlys

    -1
 
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