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posted by Adam H. on 12/20/2010

Do Not Insert Into Penis

All right, so if I can't insert these in my penis, then what the hell am I suppose to do with them? I mean, just look at them sitting there all sexy like, taunting my piss hole. "You know you want me inside you", they beckon me. Fuck it. I've never been one to follow rules anyway. This is going to be awesome!
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ljay
Why are these instructions in English?
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 11:58 AM

spaulding
+11
ah go screw yourself.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 12:02 PM

2indastink
GAY!!!!
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 12:32 PM

gridmunky
^^^ are you finally coming out of the closet?
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 1:18 PM

killkenny
That’s just screwy. Screw that. Ya gotta be screwed up to do that.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 1:20 PM

atmydismay
Ahh man to late i shoved the small one in and it got lost
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 1:26 PM

oicu8abullet
I thought that’s why they come in different sizes. So you can gauge out your pee hole.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 1:31 PM

bulldognuts
Apparently the manufacturers are fans of crazyshit.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 1:33 PM

ohwickedwendi
Oh, for the love of God...WHY??
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 2:44 PM

wulberdee
I DIDNT KNOW YOU GOT SCREWDRIVERS FOR GAYS.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 3:20 PM

pasher71
that’s just the starter kit. get the pro combo makita 18v. on sale now.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 3:48 PM

bucknuts
Looks like sound advice to me,.,.,.,.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 4:17 PM

reddan
stop giving ideas to people like 2indastink
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 4:59 PM

rockinron
wont catch anyone at that company saying go screw yourself.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 5:05 PM

bigtalk
hate to work behind the counter at that stores return line
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 6:30 PM

pinkdildo
thats one way to tell if made in china.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 7:22 PM

boredshitless
good one bulldog
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 8:41 PM

sirfartsalot
The sad thing is. If that pic is on there product you know some idiot rammed one up his pee hole and sued for money and won.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 8:46 PM

ghosthunter
Well can I shove them up your ass then,
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 9:28 PM

wargod
Those are instructions that I plan to follow to the letter
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 9:37 PM

rodeye2
But the ball sack is O.K.
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posted on: 12-20-10 @ 9:59 PM

kingkongdong
In Adam’s toolbox.
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posted on: 12-21-10 @ 12:05 AM

2bit
Now they tell me.
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posted on: 12-21-10 @ 3:06 AM

u-235
Small screwdriver set for a small cock! Where is it made.........
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posted on: 12-21-10 @ 3:12 AM

lameristotel
Fake
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posted on: 12-21-10 @ 5:06 PM

misfit_88
if you were dumb enough to do it, well you deserve to have it fall off anyway......
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posted on: 12-22-10 @ 5:06 AM

catsyvixen
i thought dicks were exit onlys
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posted on: 12-31-10 @ 12:04 AM

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