He Wants A New Leg For Christmas

Your leg is fucked, buddy. You might want to ask Santa for a new one this Christmas, because that one is never going to be normal again. It almost hurts just looking at it. On the bright side, maybe you can get a nice cane and pimp hat, and walk around with a cool limp.

21 Comments
  • fc420 December 21, 2010

    He needs some A1 to make it tasty.....

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  • spaulding December 21, 2010

    I'd pour rock salt on it.

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  • slippy December 21, 2010

    I like a little more cranberry sauce with my leg

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  • 2indastink December 21, 2010

    merry Christmas stumpy.

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  • d90girl December 21, 2010

    He could use some Ayds too from the looks of it !

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  • wargod December 21, 2010

    3 gallons of lemon juice, coming right up!

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  • bigtalk December 21, 2010

    he got knee deep in someones ass then broke it off

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  • buzzhawg December 21, 2010

    Fuck xmas.. Id want one RIGHT NOW!

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  • oicu8abullet December 21, 2010

    Just imagine the sound that made when it happened.

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  • 2bit December 21, 2010

    Looks like the result of an I.E.D. or mine.hopefuly its a towel head

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  • atmydismay December 21, 2010

    This is what happened to the guy running from the cop

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  • reddan December 21, 2010

    santas raindeer was hungry

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  • fiernocht December 21, 2010

    Meh, that was me, before breakfast this morning. Jam that shit back on and give it a few staples. it will work just fine.

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  • boredshitless December 21, 2010

    so u still wanna race that bike before u drive it?

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  • rockinron December 21, 2010

    this is a skater kid at age 35!! now you know what happens to them when they grow up.

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  • futtbucker2010 December 22, 2010

    put your left leg in, put your left leg out put your left leg in and you shake it all about...

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  • godbluff December 22, 2010

    Oh, walk it off! Oh that's right.

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  • ghosthunter December 22, 2010

    Obama care aint touching that.

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  • ohwickedwendi December 23, 2010

    That's the last time Frank will try to get a leg up.

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  • wulberdee December 24, 2010

    HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURISERE ON THOSE LEGS.

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  • catsyvixen December 31, 2010

    see what happens when u dont leave cookies for Sanata

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