Asian Amputee Got His New Wheels

I must say, I'm a fan of those Adidas. The wheels are nice too. My man Wang Dong is still big pimpin' even without his legs. He'll be rolling his ass up and down the block, collecting his money from them stank ass hoes. Them bitches better not make him get his new shoes dirty.

36 Comments
  • spaulding December 22, 2010

    Why the fuck are you smiling? I'd fucking kill myself.

    -3
  • warfighter64 December 22, 2010

    Wee hunglo.....

    +0
  • mass December 22, 2010

    be sure to thank Mr.Potato Head for letting you use his ass

    +9
  • captjim December 22, 2010

    Mother fucker looks like a cartoon.

    +0
  • judasz December 22, 2010

    No more Pootang for Wootang.

    +2
  • fc420 December 22, 2010

    Low Rider Rice Burner!

    +0
  • lolumad December 22, 2010

    time for a Night on the Town!!! gogogo

    +0
  • buttdarts December 22, 2010

    I'd want 6 1/2 foot legs at least.

    -2
  • jaden December 22, 2010

    He's the perfect height for eating ass now!

    +0
  • atmydismay December 22, 2010

    he got run over by a hotwheels

    +0
  • sirfartsalot December 22, 2010

    He beat Lance Armstrong in a foot race but got called for cheating.

    -2
  • thundermug December 22, 2010

    Still taller than 90% of the country...

    +6
  • smutly2 December 22, 2010

    He should replace the sneakers with wheels

    +0
  • spinal-tap December 22, 2010

    poor old fucker

    +0
  • mreynolds085 December 22, 2010

    sucks to be that guy

    +0
  • duckduck December 22, 2010

    and they said it couldnt be done. Humpty Dumpty is whole again

    +0
  • thundermug December 22, 2010

    At least they didn't give him a minivan. Those fuckers lose their shit when they get behind the wheels of minivans for some reason.

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 22, 2010

    trip him then shit on his chest.

    +0
  • stoopidmunkee December 22, 2010

    he's smiling because he has a fleshlight in there.

    +0
  • rockinron December 22, 2010

    well his legs can double as chopsticks now.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 22, 2010

    Should have got robot legs!

    +0
  • buzzhawg December 22, 2010

    The inspiration for Wall-E

    +0
  • me68 December 22, 2010

    isnt this the policeman who got run over by a huge truck and cut in 1/2, theres video of him laying on the ground cut in 1/2, trying to get up

    +0
  • showmeurtits December 22, 2010

    It's Mr. Peanut.

    +0
  • sillyrabbit December 22, 2010

    all the work, just so he could wear a pair of adidas, was worth it.

    +0
  • zahnfee December 22, 2010

    Finally Pinocio hot bis damn legal, huh?

    +1
  • boredshitless December 22, 2010

    next on the fda list... nut burn cream

    +0
  • u-235 December 23, 2010

    I wonder if he door hatches like Inspector Gadget that will open up to dump his shit out.

    -1
  • u-235 December 23, 2010

    ^^ has

    -1
  • kaoz December 23, 2010

    how does he take a shit?

    +2
  • wirrdo December 23, 2010

    hey it's Bobo the legless chimp! looks like they shave him too

    +0
  • bigddd December 23, 2010

    How would he take a shit? Out his mouth, probably.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 23, 2010

    Damn--and people thought he was short before.

    +0
  • wulberdee December 24, 2010

    GO GADGET GO

    +0
  • catsyvixen December 31, 2010

    poor guy will never get laid again

    +0
  • uk-13astard December 31, 2011

    haha bet hes taller now

    +0
 
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