He thought that was a big Christmas present all wrapped up and ready for him to open, but when he went in for a closer look, he was disappointed to learn he was wrong. Instantly he regretted going in face first.
Merry Christmas, it's a free dental extraction.
That's not how you do a Miami Hopper.
Face down , ass up that's the way we like to fuck.
face plant to widow maker. classic.
I give him a +1 for form.
how does the candycane taste?
Now thats a pro...he's still got his feet on the pedals
he's got a nice ass
Bicycle races for the blind. Terrible idea.
hey why the hells his candy cane bigger then mine?
Smashing Pumpkin ;)
he should paint dumbass just after giant on his bike
I allway's wish I could see one of these fucks do this when there in the fucking middle of the road downtown in rush hour traffic!!!
" Giant " crash!
All he wanted for Christmas was his two front teeth
DRINK & DRIVE DONT MIX
"Hey, look mom! No eyes!... BAM!"
Thats got to hurt.