He may have a broken hand, but that's not going to stop him from enjoying a nice cold one. After a few more beers, he'll be hooking up his flesh light attachment. That's when the party really starts.
Beer will not be denied.
Hope he's not right handed to wipe his ass.
Jesus - clean your damn nails you scuzzy twat
Kansas eh? why don't you get your dog / lover to hold it ?
Just cut the hand off. The beer holder is all you need.
He should receive the Nobel prize for that!!
His next invention will be beer cups which look and feel like natural boobies.
I wonder if he has to oil it before he jerks off?!
Now there's man who's got his priorities right.
at a bar thats just a weapon attached to a weapon holding a weapon
American ingenuity at it's best
There's an app for that
Dam,it looks like he's got a mini flat screen t.v. on his arm too.
Good choice in Beer.
Who says drunks aint smart..
you learn many useful things in college these days
THIS MANS A GENIUS
^NOT EVEN CLOSE, A genius would hold the fucking bottle with the good hand and put the cigarette inbetween the thumb and the cast, this guy is taking the piss out of us...GET FUCKED PRICK
Gotta luv those kids at ITT Tech !!